Mtalii na mtafsiri wake bongo hotelini

[Natty Bongoman]

Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have.
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.
Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook here
Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.
Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home.
Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.
Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here, I think this man is crazy!

 

[Boney E.M.]

Natty thats a well thought joke but we should ensure that the tourism industry employs learned workers. Thanks......

 

[Maquiseone]

Duh hii kali kwelikweli!!

 

[Matope]

Balaaaa!!

 

[Kyakya]

Kazi kwelikweli!!!!!!

 

[Prince Alberto]

it's very funny

 

[Shishi]

ahahahahahaaa

 

[Shukuru]

duh its too nice!
..............this man is crazy!!!!

 

[babukijana]

at least if waiter show them menu that all couldnt happen teh teh

 

[Raia Fulani]

Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have.
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.
Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook here
Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.
Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home.
Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.
Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here, I think this man is crazy!

naona unatuongopea laivu. mbona kingreza anajua kuongea ila hajui kutafsiri?

 

[GP]

naona unatuongopea laivu. mbona kingreza anajua kuongea ila hajui kutafsiri?

si ndio hapo bana?, anyway tumecheka lakini.

 

[Mateso]

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