Mtalii mzungu na mkalimani hotelini


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Mtalii na mtafsiri wake hotelini
Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.
Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook here
Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.
Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home.
Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.
Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here, I think this man is crazy, he want to call the police!
 
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kwenye majibu anajitahidi....
 
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unategemea nini mkarimani anapokuwa Mwita25?
 
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Nimecheka! Hapo ktk supu ya mkia wa jogoo duh!
 
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lol, eti i think he is crazy wakati yeye ndo hamnazo..
 
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huh..............ni kali
 
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha help me water hoo my god i can breath hooo it's sooooo funny hahaha.
 
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daaaah! classic. aisee natamani ningeisomea hom nicheke kwa kujiachia.
ofsini naeza kula ban sasa hv!!
 
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Kumbe mnaleta udhembe kathini alafu mdai mthahara
 
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Mtalii na mtafsiri wake hotelini
Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.
Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook here
Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.
Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao.
Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home.
Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.
Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here, I think this man is crazy, he want to call the police!

Dah! nimependa hii.
 
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kumbe kiswahili ndo hajui, mbona anamjibu vzuri tu huyo mdhungu! au anafanya makuthudi
 
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Kweli lugha isiyo yako nouma
 
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tehe tehe kwikwikwiiiii......
 

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