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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mlevi anarudi nyumbani usiku wa manane huku anawaza leo atafanyaje ili mke afungue mlango bila kumgombeza,maana siku zote akichelewa anapigiwa kelele.
    Akagonga mlango halafu mke akaja kufungua bila kuongea au kumgombeza halafu akaondoka zake.
    Jamaa akaanza kumsemesha mwanae "imekwaje leo mama hagombi amenyamaza tu?
    mtoto akajibu "aliniomba lipstick nikampa super glue"
     
  2. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ya lipstick tena??nadhani alikuwa anakuja kwangu.....ndo maana jana hakuja!
     
  3. Mtanzanika

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    hahah!!!Dogo kafunga kazi!!
     
  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    dogo kamwonea mother wake


    hata kama alikuwa kwako angeguna bhana
     
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    yah, hii imetulia kaka ka kweli picha yako ina-present jinsia yako coz id yako ni sexless
     
  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu mi dume la mbegu
     
  7. MUREFU

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    duuuh! hii imetulia zaid
     
  8. princess enny

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    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! excellent we mkali!!
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    MUREFU nimekubali avatar yako
     
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  10. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    princess enny mtoto mjanja sana
     
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    dogo alikomesha hiyo inaitwa DONT DISTURB
     
  12. princess enny

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    hata mi nimemuona!!
     
  13. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    ila kichapo atakayopata atajutia
     
  14. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Baba na mwanae lao moja...
     
  15. Trueboy

    Trueboy Senior Member

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    Lolest!
     
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    kapolo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaa
     
  17. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Proved 100%
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