Mke ni 'kiburudisho cha mume'?

moto2012 · Oct 3, 2012

Ramos said:
Bado mi nakuwa na dukuduku hapa...
Wakati tunaoana au kabla (kama tulianza mapema), ilikuwa 'ordinary' sex... Then miaka miwili baadaye, anasema anataka sijui 69, sijui lap dance, sijui strip nini, na mambo mengine kibaao... swali linaweza kufuata ni ...mh, umejifunzia wapi yote haya?!... Familia nyingi zimetulea tukiamini kuwa kutazama filamu za ngono ni dhambi, kuongelea ngono na watu wengine ni dhambi n.k. Wakati watu wanaoana, kila mtu anakuwa hataki amuonyeshe mwenzie alikuwa anafanya 'dhambi' hizo. Au hakuna mtu anataka mwenzie ajue kuwa ofisini ana CDs za X anazoangalia 'kisiri', na washkaji au na secretary. So, kudemand vitu vpya ndoani, is some kind of a risk..

Upo sawa kiasi flan hasa ki-mapokeo, ila kumbuka hakuna chuo au certificate ya best perfamance ya tendo la ndoa.

Nimejiita mwalimu na wangu Preta nikamwita kocha! Lengo ni kujenga taswira nzima ya umuhimu wa kufundishana yale ambayo mnaona yanadescribe best performance na satisfaction ya tendo la ndoa. Mjue hakuna anayefundishwa toka huko atokako, sharti mmoja awe kocha na mwingine mwalimu ili mambo yaende sawa, ni upuuzi kujifanya mjuzi nje wakati kwako kunadoda! If u don do it, others will do it 4 u!! Imajini, unamlisha, unamvalisha, unampamba unampigisha gold, halafu wenzako waoneshe ufundi kwenye kiwanja chako, lazima utakuwa *****!!!

Hayo ya kuogopa kuulizwa ni ya kizamani, mi nkipata BLUE kali, kwanza natabasamu, navuta pumzi namshika mkono Preta wangu, naendanae kwa chumba, nawasha deki na tv, then naweka hako ka blue, pazuri nastop, tunapractise tukiweza tunaenda next episode. Mbona Preta mi hajawahi nikoromea! tena juzi tu yeye ndo alikuja na moja ya kibongo bongo wala sijamkoromea! Nakupenda Preta

Ramos · Oct 3, 2012

moto2012 said:
Upo sawa kiasi flan hasa ki-mapokeo, ila kumbuka hakuna chuo au certificate ya best perfamance ya tendo la ndoa.

Nimejiita mwalimu na wangu Preta nikamwita kocha! Lengo ni kujenga taswira nzima ya umuhimu wa kufundishana yale ambayo mnaona yanadescribe best performance na satisfaction ya tendo la ndoa. Mjue hakuna anayefundishwa toka huko atokako, sharti mmoja awe kocha na mwingine mwalimu ili mambo yaende sawa, ni upuuzi kujifanya mjuzi nje wakati kwako kunadoda! If u don do it, others will do it 4 u!! Imajini, unamlisha, unamvalisha, unampamba unampigisha gold, halafu wenzako waoneshe ufundi kwenye kiwanja chako, lazima utakuwa *****!!!

Hayo ya kuogopa kuulizwa ni ya kizamani, mi nkipata BLUE kali, kwanza natabasamu, navuta pumzi namshika mkono Preta wangu, naendanae kwa chumba, nawasha deki na tv, then naweka hako ka blue, pazuri nastop, tunapractise tukiweza tunaenda next episode. Mbona Preta mi hajawahi nikoromea! tena juzi tu yeye ndo alikuja na moja ya kibongo bongo wala sijamkoromea! Nakupenda Preta

Unachoeleza hapa ni very true theoretically, but practically tutakuwa tunadanganyana au tunajidanganya mkuu, believe me... Hakuna mpnz yasiyo na ladha, kama mtu akufanyie kitu ambacho ni wewe umemfundisha. Ndo maana kila siku nawashangaa wanaosema kuwa mtu amfundishe mwenzie stail... It doesnt work

SWALI LA KIZUSHI; Kwa assessment ya avatar, wewe na preta naona kama wote wadada... Is it not?

nyumba kubwa · Oct 3, 2012

Nimependa hapo kwenye viwavi jeshi.

Haya mambo ni foolishness.

Nimetoka kumuangalia Shwaziniger (jina lake gumu nadhani utakuwa umeshamjua yule mcheza filamu na ex governor) anahojiwa na Morgan CNN; anasema anajutia kumchiti mkewe...na ana hope one day watarudiana na Maria...

Anaulizwa kwa nini ulichiti? Hukufikiria madhara yake baadae...anasema hakuwa anafikiria chochote. He was just stupid. Lakini Maria ni the most perfect woman of his life (kama nime m quote vizuri). Ila hajuhi kama watarudiana kwani hawezi kumsemea Maria. Ila yeye hiyo ni wish yake.

Morgan anamuuliza sasa wewe ulivotembea na house maid ni kwa kuwa ulijua itakuwa ngumu kugundulika kwa kuwa ni mtu wa ndani au? Anasema sina jibu I was just stupid and was not thinking of anything.

Nikajisemea kimoyo moyo...kitu kina thamani ukikipoteza eeh. Wakati anafungua zipo hakujua kuwa Maria ni perfect mpaka amefikia kuzaa na maid. Bado tu alikuwa afikirii chochote kuhusu outcome ya kutembea nje.

Je ni kweli wanaume mnaotoka nje akili inakuwa haifikirii chochote kuhusu madhara yake na ni kweli mnafikiri kutumia kichwa cha pili? LOL.

Maana hizi interviews za hawa mastaa zimenifanya nianze kukosa imani na hii jinsia ya 'me'.

Dark City said:
Mkuu hili ni suala la kisaikolojia zaidi, ......na naamini hata wanawake wanaokubali kuchepuka wanakutana na mambo kama hayo...Muziki lazima utakuwa tofauti na ule wa nyumbani....Kila matu anataka kuprove kama kweli "hamu ni tamu kuliko tamu yenyewe??"!!Hebu jiulize, kwani watoto ambao wanasumbua kula chakula nyumbani kwao wakienda ugenini wanakula kama viwavi jeshi??Babu DC!!

Ramos · Oct 3, 2012

nyumba kubwa said:
Nimependa hapo kwenye viwavi jeshi.

Haya mambo ni foolishness.

Nimetoka kumuangalia Shwaziniger (jina lake gumu nadhani utakuwa umeshamjua yule mcheza filamu na ex governor) anahojiwa na Morgan CNN; anasema anajutia kumchiti mkewe...na ana hope one day watarudiana na Maria...

Anaulizwa kwa nini ulichiti? Hukufikiria madhara yake baadae...anasema hakuwa anafikiria chochote. He was just stupid. Lakini Maria ni the most perfect woman of his life (kama nime m quote vizuri). Ila hajuhi kama watarudiana kwani hawezi kumsemea Maria. Ila yeye hiyo ni wish yake.

Morgan anamuuliza sasa wewe ulivotembea na house maid ni kwa kuwa ulijua itakuwa ngumu kugundulika kwa kuwa ni mtu wa ndani au? Anasema sina jibu I was just stupid and was not thinking of anything.

Nikajisemea kimoyo moyo...kitu kina thamani ukikipoteza eeh. Wakati anafungua zipo hakujua kuwa Maria ni perfect mpaka amefikia kuzaa na maid. Bado tu alikuwa afikirii chochote kuhusu outcome ya kutembea nje.

Je ni kweli wanaume mnaotoka nje akili inakuwa haifikirii chochote kuhusu madhara yake na ni kweli mnafikiri kutumia kichwa cha pili? LOL.

Maana hizi interviews za hawa mastaa zimenifanya nianze kukosa imani na hii jinsia ya 'me'.

Kusema hakuna alichokuwa anafikiria anatudanganya/anajidanganya...
Ubongo ni sawa na kitabu (chenye kurasa nyingi), unachowaza sasa na misimamo uliyo nayo sasa, ndio page iliyofunguliwa sasa... Siku nyingine itafunguliwa page nyingine, na itakuwa na stori tofauti, tena inaweza kukana kilichosomeka kwenye page iliyokuwa imefunguliwa siku nyingine...
Ninachotaka kusema hapa ni kuwa, brain can not discuss itself... as long as a man is controlled by brain and as long as the brain is controlled by the environment, expect expect unexpected DOs from a human being

the24dot7 · Oct 3, 2012

Nimekutana na hali hiyo mara nyingi, nafanya kazi kwenye kampuni fulani hapa Dar wafanyakazi wote wanakunywa pombe isipokuwa mimi vinywaji navyopendelea ni vinywaji laini kama redbull kila mara napokutana na jamii mpya inaniuliza 'wewe ni mlokole?huvuti sigara?dah inaelekea we kwa madem noma' aisee hata GF wangu nae ananiuliza hivyo hivyo eti wanaume wasiokunywa pombe ni hatari kwa wanawake, daah noma kwelikweli

gfsonwin · Oct 3, 2012

The Boss said:
Thanx kwa mchango
umeelewa mno mada yangu

sasa swali hapa ni hili......'mke anatosha kuwa burudani kwa mume'?

boss nasikitikika sana nimeuona uzi huu siku 3 baada ya kuueka hapa na nimepitia koment zote 18 hapo juu.

naona nianze kujibu swali hili:-

maisha ya wife and husband yalitegemewa yawe ni complete package isiyo na mapungufu hasa when it comes to pleasure of making love. Kusudio la kuwa two as one is for each other to satisfy his/her partner bila tashwishwi yyte ile.

like yale ambayo kwenu mnajua ndio furaha yenu basi you will take it that way. kuna wengine burudani na kiburudisho kwao iko kwenye kufanya kwa namna yyte ile iwe ni bj ama wereva but mwisho wa siku wote wana enjoy. kuna couples ambazo kwao getting down inside the car, ama kwenye beaches ni sahihi na raha sana lkn wapo wengine hlii hawaliwez simply jinsi walivyouzwa ama walivyozoea.

kwangu mimi naafiki mke ndio kiburudisho pekee cha mume na mume ndio kiburudisho pekee cha mke. taboo kubwa kati ya zote ni sodomy tu kwangu mimi.

grndossy · Oct 3, 2012

Huyu unayemzungumzia hapa ni mke wa ndoa au hawara? Mimi ninavyofahamu ndoa ni taasisi ya heshima sana ambayo inatakiwa kuheshimiwa na pande zote. Ninachofahamu ndoa inaongozwa na kitu kinachoitwa UPENDO. Kama kuna upendo katika ndoa kila kitu kinawezekana. Hapa hakuna suala ni nani ni burudani kwa mwingine kwa sababu sielewi ni kwa vipi mwanamke anaweza kuwa burudani kwa mwanamme lakini yeye asiwe ameburudika labda kama ni ubakaji. Unajua hapa ndio pale ambapo wanaume wengine wana mawazo mfu ya kuona wanawake kama vyombo vya starehe tu. Hakuna starehe kwenye ndoa kama hakuna maelewano ya mke na mume katika masuala ya mapenzi. Halafu ni lazima tuwe wakweli; hivi kweli mke wako unaweza kuzungumzia habari za threesome? Ni lazima kuwe na mstari kati ya malaya na mke wa ndoa. Na hiyo threesome kwa mkeo inafanyikaje?

Fixed Point · Oct 3, 2012

Blaine said:
ni kweli kwamba wanawake ni viburudisho (we used to call them that in uni), but mambo aliyoyataja The Boss kwenye post #1 yako hasa kwa vijana wa leo. for wale walioishi zaidi au kupitia unyago sioni wakiiga haya mambo, yaani mama Kongosho au FP aombwe 3some patachimbika siku hiyo lol.

lastly Kaunga naomba kuja kwenye hiyo b.shower as mlinzi :biggrin:

kabla hapajachimbika, ataanzia wapi kwanza ku-suggest hayo mambo?

Dina · Oct 3, 2012

MR. ABLE said:
Yaani kwanza ni marufuku mke wangu kulala na nguo.
Yes, ni sahihi kuwa na uhuru wa burudani kwenye sex, sipendi aniletee kauzibe au mizengwe yoyote, napenda aniachie mwili wake wote nijivinjari kwa raha zangu kila nipatapo ashki.
Anipe burudani zote nitakazo hitaji hilo ni jukumu lake kama mke wangu.

Mkuu, mbona unakuwa mmimi sana, weye wamfanyia nini yeye jamani?

grndossy · Oct 3, 2012

Ramos said:
Unachoeleza hapa ni very true theoretically, but practically tutakuwa tunadanganyana au tunajidanganya mkuu, believe me... Hakuna mpnz yasiyo na ladha, kama mtu akufanyie kitu ambacho ni wewe umemfundisha. Ndo maana kila siku nawashangaa wanaosema kuwa mtu amfundishe mwenzie stail... It doesnt work

SWALI LA KIZUSHI; Kwa assessment ya avatar, wewe na preta naona kama wote wadada... Is it not?

Usidhani kila jambo ambalo wewe huwezi na watu wote hawawezi. Nakubaliana kabisa na Ramos. Je mke wako na yeye akienda kutafuta hizo staili mpya huko nje na yeye we ytakuridhika??? Ndio maana kile unachotaka ufanyiwe na mkeo mfundishe na pia ruhusu na yeye akufundishe kile anachokijua usifikiri wewe tu ndiye unayejua. Kwani wewe ulijifunzia wapi? Chuo gani mwenzetu ulijifunzia na kiko wapi? Let us be fair to our lovers.

Dark City · Oct 3, 2012

FP said:
kabla hapajachimbika, ataanzia wapi kwanza ku-suggest hayo mambo?

Hahahahahaha,Hawa vijana wa siku hizi hawakosi pa kuanzia. Unweza kupewa hata link + picha zinazotembea na mnato!!

Fixed Point · Oct 3, 2012

Dark City said:
Hahahahahaha,Hawa vijana wa siku hizi hawakosi pa kuanzia. Unweza kupewa hata link + picha zinazotembea na mnato!!

unafikiri hao vijana wamedata 100%? wanaangalia kwanza, wakiona kuna loophole ndo wanaingia

The Boss · Oct 3, 2012

gfsonwin said:
boss nasikitikika sana nimeuona uzi huu siku 3 baada ya kuueka hapa na nimepitia koment zote 18 hapo juu.

naona nianze kujibu swali hili:-

maisha ya wife and husband yalitegemewa yawe ni complete package isiyo na mapungufu hasa when it comes to pleasure of making love. Kusudio la kuwa two as one is for each other to satisfy his/her partner bila tashwishwi yyte ile.

like yale ambayo kwenu mnajua ndio furaha yenu basi you will take it that way. kuna wengine burudani na kiburudisho kwao iko kwenye kufanya kwa namna yyte ile iwe ni bj ama wereva but mwisho wa siku wote wana enjoy. kuna couples ambazo kwao getting down inside the car, ama kwenye beaches ni sahihi na raha sana lkn wapo wengine hlii hawaliwez simply jinsi walivyouzwa ama walivyozoea.

kwangu mimi naafiki mke ndio kiburudisho pekee cha mume na mume ndio kiburudisho pekee cha mke. taboo kubwa kati ya zote ni sodomy tu kwangu mimi.

Karibuu
Je unaonaje wale ambao wanaona mke sio kiburudisho bali mke
unapaswa 'kumheshimu zaidi'?

The Boss · Oct 3, 2012

nyumba kubwa said:
Nimependa hapo kwenye viwavi jeshi.

Haya mambo ni foolishness.

Nimetoka kumuangalia Shwaziniger (jina lake gumu nadhani utakuwa umeshamjua yule mcheza filamu na ex governor) anahojiwa na Morgan CNN; anasema anajutia kumchiti mkewe...na ana hope one day watarudiana na Maria...

Anaulizwa kwa nini ulichiti? Hukufikiria madhara yake baadae...anasema hakuwa anafikiria chochote. He was just stupid. Lakini Maria ni the most perfect woman of his life (kama nime m quote vizuri). Ila hajuhi kama watarudiana kwani hawezi kumsemea Maria. Ila yeye hiyo ni wish yake.

Morgan anamuuliza sasa wewe ulivotembea na house maid ni kwa kuwa ulijua itakuwa ngumu kugundulika kwa kuwa ni mtu wa ndani au? Anasema sina jibu I was just stupid and was not thinking of anything.

Nikajisemea kimoyo moyo...kitu kina thamani ukikipoteza eeh. Wakati anafungua zipo hakujua kuwa Maria ni perfect mpaka amefikia kuzaa na maid. Bado tu alikuwa afikirii chochote kuhusu outcome ya kutembea nje.

Je ni kweli wanaume mnaotoka nje akili inakuwa haifikirii chochote kuhusu madhara yake na ni kweli mnafikiri kutumia kichwa cha pili? LOL.

Maana hizi interviews za hawa mastaa zimenifanya nianze kukosa imani na hii jinsia ya 'me'.

Inawezekena wwe hujamuelewa Arnold SCHWARZENEGGER...
Kwa wazungu kuongea in public ni lazima kuendane na public perception
sasa yete hawezi kwenda in piblic na kusema 'sijutii'
its called 'PR'

The Boss · Oct 3, 2012

Kaunga said:
Nitakualika kwenye bridal shower yangu maana nina mpango wa kumuhire The Boss aje astrip for us. LOL

mnhhh wewe ...labda uje unipe lap dance lol
but sidhani kama waiweza lol

The Boss · Oct 3, 2012

SnowBall said:
The Boss nimeikutia mada mkiani..but sio issue ngoja nimwage nondozz zangu!
Kikubwa ninachokiona mimi kwenye suala la ufanyaji mapenzi kwenye ndoa ni 'namna mnavyochukuliana toka day 1'..
Kwa mfano kuna wanawake wengi wamekuzwa kwenye mazingira ya kuliona tendo la ndoa as a decent act.. hata baadhi ya styles zingine tuza kawaida hawawezi kufanya..kwao 'cockroach killer' ndio kila kitu...Wamejijenga sana kuliabudu tendo la ndoa na kuliona kama takatifu na linatakiwa kufanywa in a humble way..Huwa huwezi kuwaletea habari hzi za lap dance, striping and tease,sucking sijui threesome nakadhalika..lazima wakukimbize!

Lakini kuna wengine mapenzi wanayafanya kama 'umalaya ulioruhusiwa'..these people can negotiate which way to go and which sex type to undertake..Simaanishi watakupa everything but wako tayari kujifunza matendo mapya ya ngono na sex kwa ujumla..na daima hawaongozwi na kusema nimfurahishe mume ila na wao pia wanajiweka kwenye position ya kufaidi.They can sometimes even be initiators..with new techniques often.. Kosa linalofanyika mara nyingi kwenye ndoa ni ile dhana ya 'nimfurahishe'...ukishkuwa na mentality hii utakuwa unaona sex ni mzigo na huwezi kufurahia tendo. With these women as a man i bet at least huwezi kuitafuta hii huduma mbali u can get it from within...

Na lazima utambue mkiwa kwenye ndoa unamsoma mtu wako..na kwa bahati mbaya tukatae tukubali baadhi ya wanawake anaweza kukubali tu kukufanyia kitu fulani in a sake kwamba unapenda and it is not kwamba na yeye anapenda..so, as u said kuna baadhi ya huduma itabidi tu zitafutwe nje..though unajua hata wife angekuwa na uwezo wa kuelewa angekupatia...

ulivyosema hiyo 'umalaya ulioruhusiwa' natamani wadada wachangie hiyo point...

gfsonwin · Oct 3, 2012

The Boss said:
Karibuu
Je unaonaje wale ambao wanaona mke sio kiburudisho bali mke
unapaswa 'kumheshimu zaidi'?

boss hapa nina majibu katika milango tofauti sana ila labda niya samarizi kwenye haya hapa.

huu ni mfumo dume ambao umejengwa katika misingi ya ubabe na ya kutaka recognition zaid kuliko kutenda kwa upendo, busara na heshima ili haya yakuletee heshima unayoitaka.

to me when making love hakuna heshima hapa najiachia to the fullest tena with joyful ili niweze kuattain maximum pleasure from what we are doing. baada ya hapo nikiwa nje napaaswa kuheshimu as you are ma hubby and am your wife.

The Boss · Oct 3, 2012

sam2000 said:
Hizo mbili nilizobold zinatusumbua sana kuzipata!!

Wapo mbona humu wadada wamesema wako tayari
kuwapa 'waume zao'?
au hukusoma thread yoote?

The Boss · Oct 3, 2012

gfsonwin said:
boss hapa nina majibu katika milango tofauti sana ila labda niya samarizi kwenye haya hapa.

huu ni mfumo dume ambao umejengwa katika misingi ya ubabe na ya kutaka recognition zaid kuliko kutenda kwa upendo, busara na heshima ili haya yakuletee heshima unayoitaka.

to me when making love hakuna heshima hapa najiachia to the fullest tena with joyful ili niweze kuattain maximum pleasure from what we are doing. baada ya hapo nikiwa nje napaaswa kuheshimu as you are ma hubby and am your wife.

Na ungepata mume ambaye
'ana heshima sana chumbani kwa mkewe' unngefanyaje labda?

gfsonwin · Oct 3, 2012

The Boss said:
ulivyosema hiyo 'umalaya ulioruhusiwa' natamani wadada wachangie hiyo point...

hivi wajua kwanii kasema umalaya uloruhusiwa? kimsingi wakati mwali anafundwa huambiwa yale ya chumban katika nadharia ya heshima sana tena huambaiwa mengi sana juu ya kumfurahisha mume( old days). sasa siku hizi wachache wamebadilisha yaani utakuta yale ambayo malaya hujifunza ii wafurahie kazi yao na walioko ndoani nao hujifunza hayo hayo. sasa hivi ndani ya nyumba za watu wenye ndoa utakutana na staili nyingine hadi zenye kunajis nyumba ili tu wapeane raha. hakunaga kujivunga ukitaka kupata ile raha

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