Mkalimani kutoka Mombasa

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

From Yahoo friends.

Najua imewahi kutoka hapa, lakini wengine hawakuiona na labda leo imeletwa kwa ladha tofauti.

Guys

Be careful when listening to "American" preachers with professional
translators like Hamisi. This is what happened in one "SINAGOGI"
somewhere!!American preaching couple (Mr & Mrs Stumbles) resulted to
using Mr. Hamisi for translation once they failed to get a proper
bilingual local in Lamu.....the preaching had the following translation.

STUMBLE: Everything comes from above.!!
HAMISI: Vitu vyote huja juu juu,

STUMBLE: When we look today,
HAMISI:.............NI lini Tutaangalia leo.

STUMBLE: We notice Everywhere,
HAMISI................Twabandika Ilani kila pahali.

STUMBLE: It is apparent that,
HAMISI:............Hata huyo ni mzazi tu.

STUMBLE: Things have changed
HAMISI:.............Vitu hugeuzwa geuzwa.

STUMBLE: The teens of today,
HAMISI: Mikebe ya leo,

STUMBLE: Have stopped putting on bell-bottoms,
HAMISI: Imesimama,na kuweka juu makengele chini,
STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters,
HAMISI: Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,

STUMBLE: know perfectly well,
HAMISI: Na muwajue vizuri sana,

STUMBLE: That all world affairs,
HAMISI: Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,

STUMBLE: are successful only if held from above,
HAMISI: Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.

STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar,
HAMISI: Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,

STUMBLE: Keep it first and above,
HAMISI:uuweke kwanza juu juu.

STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and strong,
HAMISI: Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,

STUMBLE:Should anybody want to test you,
HAMISI: Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,

STUMBLE: will feel its work,
HAMISI: Ataisikia kazi yake,

STUMBLE: Then from deep inside you'll feel peace pouring out,
HAMISI: ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja
ikimwagika nje,

STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with,
HAMISI: Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliye naye,

STUMBLE: and that peace will remain.
HAMISI: Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.

STUMBLE: Amen.
HAMISI: Huyo ni mwanamme.

 

[JACADUOGO2.]

Hii noma! Wasikilizaji walitoka kapa!

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

You made my day, sijawahi kuisikia.

 

[deadteja]

Mi nna kichomi nashindwa kucheka sana. Mwe!

 

[G_crisis]

Oooooopssss!kidhungu noma!

 

[Mwendabure]

Mbona Hamisi yupo sahihi hapo! Mi naona kanata na mnyamwezi kiukweli yani.

 

[Matti]

hamis mkali...

 

[Katavi]

Dah!! Hapo hakuna maelewano kabisa..

 

[Viper]

Hamisi noma!! ... Maana ametafsiri neno kwa neno.. Hehehehe

 

[Baba V]

Kaazi kwelikweli, maskini laiti kama huyo mzungu angejua aliivyokuwa anatafsiriwa!!!!!!!!!

 

[Maayo]

Nimecheka mpaka nimeanguka jamani. Hee, Hamis noma

 

[Wilbert1974]

....inafurahisha sana tu!

 

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

Yaani, weacha tu.

 

[First Born]

Hamisi mkali kwenye mambo yetu yaleee! Ya kungonoka.

 

[CHUAKACHARA]

From Yahoo friends.

Najua imewahi kutoka hapa, lakini wengine hawakuiona na labda leo imeletwa kwa ladha tofauti.

Guys

Be careful when listening to "American" preachers with professional
translators like Hamisi. This is what happened in one "SINAGOGI"
somewhere!!American preaching couple (Mr & Mrs Stumbles) resulted to
using Mr. Hamisi for translation once they failed to get a proper
bilingual local in Lamu.....the preaching had the following translation.

STUMBLE: Everything comes from above.!!
HAMISI: Vitu vyote huja juu juu,

STUMBLE: When we look today,
HAMISI:.............NI lini Tutaangalia leo.

STUMBLE: We notice Everywhere,
HAMISI................Twabandika Ilani kila pahali.

STUMBLE: It is apparent that,
HAMISI:............Hata huyo ni mzazi tu.

STUMBLE: Things have changed
HAMISI:.............Vitu hugeuzwa geuzwa.

STUMBLE: The teens of today,
HAMISI: Mikebe ya leo,

STUMBLE: Have stopped putting on bell-bottoms,
HAMISI: Imesimama,na kuweka juu makengele chini,
STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters,
HAMISI: Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,

STUMBLE: know perfectly well,
HAMISI: Na muwajue vizuri sana,

STUMBLE: That all world affairs,
HAMISI: Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,

STUMBLE: are successful only if held from above,
HAMISI: Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.

STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar,
HAMISI: Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,

STUMBLE: Keep it first and above,
HAMISI:uuweke kwanza juu juu.

STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and strong,
HAMISI: Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,

STUMBLE:Should anybody want to test you,
HAMISI: Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,

STUMBLE: will feel its work,
HAMISI: Ataisikia kazi yake,

STUMBLE: Then from deep inside you'll feel peace pouring out,
HAMISI: ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja
ikimwagika nje,

STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with,
HAMISI: Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliye naye,

STUMBLE: and that peace will remain.
HAMISI: Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.

STUMBLE: Amen.
HAMISI: Huyo ni mwanamme.

Ina maana Hamisi hajaenda shule na ni kwa nini hajaenda shule!!!!!

 

[mchemsho]

Ndo mana anaitwa hamisi., angekuwa mohamed balaa..

 

[Donnie Charlie]

Ina maana Hamisi hajaenda shule na ni kwa nini hajaenda shule!!!!!

we shauri yako..

 

[Adamlove]

we shauri yako..

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[Adamlove]

mkalimali asli

 

[Lady N]

lugha gongana