Mitongozo ya Wanaume hawa inavutiaa sana!

[Mwifwa]

He he he he
Ngoja na mimi nijilengeshe kwa Mkurya mmoja anitongoze, nipime kama yaliyomo yamo.

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[Muzine]

Yes ukisema wasukuma na mrefer yule msukuma dactareee mkaleeeeeee mzee wa nyundo rafiki yake lekibamiaa kama unamjuaaa anahongaaaa balaaaaaa yaaan ushamba wake wote na ujanja wake wote lakin bado wanawake wanamzuzuaa, kuongeaa halijui linahonga kama halina akili nzuri yy na mdogo wake

Kuna yule mzeee wa mashairi naye msukuma hahahah ni balaaaaa anazuzuliwa na weupeeee

Wasukuma wanajali sana wanawakeee

 

[Muzine]

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Loooh unapenda kuchekaa weyeee siku hiziiii

 

[Mwifwa]

Leo tunatongozana kwa lafudhi ya kilugha inavutia sana .Mchague member yeyote umpe mtongozo kwa lafudhi ya lugha yeyote.
Demiss navutiwa na mitongozo hii.

1.MSUKUMA

"Unajuaga Demiss moyo wangu umekudondokea nakupendagaa sana "
"Nakupenda getegete nikupeleke Geita nina mang'ombe mengi unywe maziwa na mananasi wewe mtoto nakupendaga mtoto mZuri moyo wangu unadundadunda "

"Mtoto mweupe kama malaika geteee mama geteee nakupendaga mpaka basi nikupelekege kwetu Geita ukale mananasi gete Demiss mama "

2.WAKURYA

"Muraaa Demiss kesho uje kule magorofani Muraaa nakaa gorofa ya pili mura nyumba namba 3B muraaaaa haraka sana ujeee Muraaaaa"

"Nakupenda sana Muraaa nataka nikuoe muraaa mm sina maneno mengii muraaaaa nakupenda mura mm ni Mkuu wa kituo cha polisi Muraaaa so utakuja au hauji Muraaa?
"Unajua kama mkuu wa mkoa ni ndugu yangu Muraaa "Muraaa kesho basi Muraaaa Demiss.

3.WACHAGA ARACHUGA

"Unajua Demiss lile jiko langu la kitimoto pale Darajan Bar Manzese nataka nikupe uwe msimamizi unajua kama nakupenda sana nataka nikuoe tufanye biashara ya Duka Tegeta kwa sababu nakosa msimamizi ujue"

"Unajua chalii yangu Demiss mm nakuzimia toka long time kitambooo yaniii nakupendaaa kinyamaa mchizi wangu nakupendaaaa ile mbayaaaa chaliiii yanguuu"
"Nataka unipe mzigoo chali yanguuu.

Demiss Mama ntilie.

Mimi wa magorofani ni mpenzi mtazamaji tu

 

[Mwifwa]

Loooh unapenda kuchekaa weyeee siku hiziiii

Nina mwali ndani kwa nini nisiwe na furaha..

 

[Mshana Jr]

Ndugu yangu Mshana JR hapo yupo wapi??

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[Mshana Jr]

Mmmhh siumeolewa na mshana wewe sasa mambo ya kutongozwa yanini tena?

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[Mshana Jr]

Unataka ulogwe kitambi kihamie mgongoni wewe. [emoji23] [emoji23]

cc Mshana Jr

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[Carlos The Jackal]

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Ndugu naona unatabasamu aiseee !! Nalitaka kujua upo wapi hapo !!!

 

[Ngalikihinja]

He he he he
Ngoja na mimi nijilengeshe kwa Mkurya mmoja anitongoze, nipime kama yaliyomo yamo.

SIku unawaza kumuacha jiandae kwa kipigo

 

[Mshana Jr]

Ndugu naona unatabasamu aiseee !! Nalitaka kujua upo wapi hapo !!!

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[Carlos The Jackal]

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Hahaaha mkuuu , nikaribishe juice za matunda bana ,izi mambo situmii ,siunajua nimetokea ndani ndan ukooo [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] nisije ongea kithungu bureeee

 

[Ushimen]

Angetongoza kigogo tu basiiii

Alilazimisha mishuzi...
Ona sasa kajinyea... tehteehhh[emoji12] [emoji12]

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Na sisi wazaramo tunatongoza vipi ?

 

[narumuk]

He he he he
Ngoja na mimi nijilengeshe kwa Mkurya mmoja anitongoze, nipime kama yaliyomo yamo.

Muulize wakurya Mzigua90

 

[Mshana Jr]

Hahaaha mkuuu , nikaribishe juice za matunda bana ,izi mambo situmii ,siunajua nimetokea ndani ndan ukooo [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] nisije ongea kithungu bureeee

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] unaogopa kuivisha maini?

 

[Gyole]

Dada umenishinda tabia

 

[Mr Miller]

Bezikale ni saghwa! Akchwale........

CC: Daby

Asante sana....ss wakina Rwechungura huwa hatuna maneno mengi,

Unampeleka Demiss London kwenye date ya kwanza...ya pili unampeleka Paris unakuja kumalizia na Venice hapo unaenda kula na tunda kabisa.

 

[Rijali jandoni]

leo MMU kumechangamka huku Demiss kule katoto kazuri kwa namna hi mkuu akifunga mitandao mimi nita enjoy wapi sasa

 

[Mbao za Mawe]

He he he he
Ngoja na mimi nijilengeshe kwa Mkurya mmoja anitongoze, nipime kama yaliyomo yamo.

Niko Hapa muraaa kesho uje na kinga kabisa.