Misemo ya Mpoki jamani!

[Ally Kanah]

Nyoka hana kiuno ndio maana havai shanga by Mpoki

 

[Slaker]

Kila police post ina counter lakin hawauz vinywaj

 

[jambia]

Bizari ni kiungo ila hakishangiliwi na shabaki yeyote!

 

[daniel mwasemele]

huwezi ukaandikia mkaa kwenye rami ! By mpoki

 

[G.WIL]

Jamaa n nouma bhn

 

[MARCKO]

Masanja kuna dizaini kama huwa analazimisha watu kufurahi. Ila huyu jamaa na joti ni noma. Sema tu wanamfagilia JK.

 

[Vodka]

'hata uwe naodha hodari namna gani,aendesh meli kwenye swimmingpool

 

[danizzo]

lamgambo likilia= mama ntilie nduki kali

 

[Shine]

Bizari ni kiungo ila hakishangiliwi na shabaki yeyote!

Hakisajiliwi na timu yoyote

 

[cZg]

Ka mapenz ni pesa olewa na benk n choo cha shimo hawaflash .......na aaaaah...

 

[JPM605]

Kumbuka bahari huchafuka, lakini kamwe haishwo na sabuni.

 

[Wamisosi]

Hata tumbo lichafuke vp halioshwi kwa sabuni

 

[equivocal]

kama weupe n dili mbona ubuyu unapakwa rang

 

[Facilitator]

Gari linalovutwa haliovateki

Heshima ya shati mfuko.

 

[only83]

Kumbuka moto haupulizwi kwa hewa toka puani.

 

[Prof.C]

Kumbuka bahari huchafuka, lakini kamwe haishwo na sabuni.

Dah, wewe mkali.

 

[Madewa]

Duuuh burudani kweli, jamaa ni mkali......

 

[JosephElly]

jamaa ni noma sana...

 

[MESTOD]

Sawa nakubali, lakini pia inabidi uangalie the people who laugh at this guy's jokes. Do they really have sense of humor or are they just laughing simply because mpoki said something? Kwa kweli tuache utani, these Ze comedy people need some real acting lessons as their acting is so kindergarten. Maybe because I don't live in TZ nakuja once in a while lakini their acting is as pathetic as their political satire. There are some fine Bongo dramas ila Ze comedy kwa kweli nashindwa kucheka, I just feel sorry for them badala ya kucheka.

I feel sorry for you too. Ungekuwa huku ungeelewa kwa nini wanaact vile. Ni maisha yetu ya ki-bongobongo yalivyo.
Mfano, chukulia mkaazi typically wa Tandale anunue gazeti la Daily News, si itakuwa kituko? Kule nenda kauze kiu, ijumaa, uwazi ndo litatoka. Kumbuka nimesema mkaazi typical wa Tandale.

 

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