Mimi ni Polisi: Kisa cha mke wa Waziri

[mwallu]

o ng'wana ong'wa kulwa wigwaga...o Mentor alita mhali...

Ng'walu, onene namisha mh'ola kinehe ubh'ebh'e. Ngw'elage ng'wana ong'wa kulwa geke Mentor ojaga Ntuzu kunluja Tina.

 

[Ntuzu]

mbalu no mwallu no ng'wana Wa ng'wa Kulwa

Nalebagisha do nene!

 

[ng`wana ong`wa kulwa]

Ng'walu, onene namisha mh'ola kinehe ubh'ebh'e. Ngw'elage ng'wana ong'wa kulwa geke Mentor ojaga Ntuzu kunluja Tina.

mnhhhh mbalu akalunje hangi! mke mwenyewe Tina akijua kuwa ndo huyu(huku akininyoshea kidole), "Ukikataa kwenda shule utakuja kuwa kama Yule pale."

ndoa itavunjika kesho yake,mbaya zaidi mama mkwe akigundua Mentor atajua kilicho sabibisha mkia wa mbwa kujikunja.

 

[Daniel M J]

mbalu no mwallu no ng'wana Wa ng'wa Kulwa

Nalebagisha do nene!

gashinaga naing'we mle bhanhu,

 

[ng`wana ong`wa kulwa]

o ng'wana ong'wa kulwa wigwaga...o Mentor alita mhali...

mwallu nani alibokeli mahali ntuzu simwamini anaweza asitupe gawio, kwanza Mentor mwenyewe ana ng`ombe 60 kama hana akatafute kule kwa wajukuu zetu wazaramo atapata wa bei poja.

 

[Ntuzu]

mnhhhh mbalu akaluje hangi! mke mwenyewe Tina akijua kuwa ndo huyu(huku akininyoshea kidole), “Ukikataa kwenda shule utakuja kuwa kama Yule pale.”

ndoa itavunjika kesho yake,mbaya zaidi mama mkwe akigundua Mentor atajua kilicho sabibisha mkia wa mbwa kujikunja.

Mwandya emihayo ing'we ng'wana ong'wa Kulwa no mbalu

 

[Ntuzu]

gashinaga naing'we mle bhanhu,

Choh! Obebe olemno noh?

 

[ng`wana ong`wa kulwa]

mbalu no mwallu no ng'wana Wa ng'wa Kulwa

Nalebagisha do nene!

ntuzu ntuzu nani okozunilija ukulebagisha? ongea taratibu mbalu na mwallu wasiksikie ng`ombe ngapi?

 

[Ntuzu]

mwallu nani alibokeli mahali ntuzu simwamini anaweza asitupe gawio, kwanza Mentor mwenyewe ana ng`ombe 60 kama hana akatafute kule kwa wajukuu zetu wazaramo atapata wa bei poja.

Yani obhebhe Na otale bhado gete! Emahali yene lazima onene neyanokole!

Neyo nadogije no njija ong' mwallu okotolwa na kapolisi kene!

 

[ng`wana ong`wa kulwa]

gashinaga naing'we mle bhanhu,

mhala mami

 

[Ntuzu]

ntuzu ntuzu nani okozunilija ukulebagisha? ongea taratibu mbalu na mwallu wasiksikie ng`ombe ngapi?

Leka nakoswesweteje! Igana lemo! Olo kofunya akatungabuti kene aka Mentor toshanokole eng'ombe Olo kolema tolemage na biswe! Nolo agong'we ngoko ilomboliswe sawa doh! Nolo abyalele mkaya bhana sawa doh! Toleho abamami tokolela abhana!

 

[ng`wana ong`wa kulwa]

Yani obhebhe Na otale bhado gete! Emahali yene lazima onene neyanokole!

Neyo nadogije no njija ong' mwallu okotolwa na kapolisi kene!

kokala lazima sisi wazee wa vijisenti lakini
......
mnnnh kapolisi kaguntesa, yaya ni hela ja mafungu mpaka kakamate mtuhumiwa ndo apate hela ya mboga!

 

[Ntuzu]

kokala lazima sisi wazee wa vijisenti lakini
......
mnnnh kapolisi kaguntesa, yaya ni hela ja mafungu mpaka kakamate mtuhumiwa ndo apate hela ya mboga!

Khe Khe Khe

Topolisi toli to lushwa noh! Neyo kakon'uhya oilombo liswe!

Au to moje Olo azunije! mwallu iko tayari weye SISI tupokee mang'ombe toka kwa deshi deshi?

 

[ng`wana ong`wa kulwa]

Leka nakoswesweteje! Igana lemo! Olo kofunya akatungabuti kene aka Mentor toshanokole eng'ombe Olo kolema tolemage na biswe! Nolo agong'we ngoko ilomboliswe sawa doh! Nolo abyalele mkaya bhana sawa doh! Toleho abamami tokolela abhana!

aka jamaa nako kalibize eti kanamalizia story hebu achague chacha linalomfaa hapo juu lakini hapo peusi hapana.

 

[Rapherl]

Hii ni hadithi sio?!

Kwasababu kama ni kweli basi kuna vitu vingi concerning na polisi works ambavyo either kwa makusudi au bahati mbaya umeamua kutuingiza chaka...

 

[mwallu]

ahahahahahahahaha
naseka mpaga misoji

Leka nakoswesweteje! Igana lemo! Olo kofunya akatungabuti kene aka Mentor toshanokole eng'ombe Olo kolema tolemage na biswe! Nolo agong'we ngoko ilomboliswe sawa doh! Nolo abyalele mkaya bhana sawa doh! Toleho abamami tokolela abhana!

 

[ng`wana ong`wa kulwa]

Khe Khe Khe

Topolisi toli to lushwa noh! Neyo kakon'uhya oilombo liswe!

Au to moje Olo azunije! mwallu iko tayari weye SISI tupokee mang'ombe toka kwa deshi deshi?

ntuzu,mwallu kama hapatikani jinjaga unghi tusole ng`ombe chapuchapu unsoji gwa nva kukang`wiwagwa nsebhunsebhu.

 

[mwallu]

bhasiza bhane..mlepela mahe shi?...nnindelagi u ntoji ayombe ng'wenekele..niki nadi opi...

Khe Khe Khe

Topolisi toli to lushwa noh! Neyo kakon'uhya oilombo liswe!

Au to moje Olo azunije! mwallu iko tayari weye SISI tupokee mang'ombe toka kwa deshi deshi?

 

[Ntuzu]

ahahahahahahahaha
naseka mpaga misoji

Mhala ahene ilomboye?

Tole anada! Tolebona o- Mentor atale kofunya shikolo shiswe! Ng'welage lolo ahaha akolome gete okofunya!

 

[mwallu]

nali aha..nalimbhona

ntuzu,mwallu kama hapatikani jinjaga unghi tusole ng`ombe chapuchapu unsoji gwa nva kukang`wiwagwa nsebhunsebhu.