Mimi ni Polisi: Fastjet

[Miss Neddy]

Yuko.na miss neddy

kunani Kaizer

 

[mwekundu]

Kaizer mie nimetokea kumdondokea afande tehee... njoo Mentor weee mie sisogei PM hapa hapa namwaga mchele kwenye kuku wengi...! Mie moyo wangu umeshaanza kwenda kasi kama fastijeti ya winnie lol

nimeoa mimi,mume wa mtu

 

[ICHANA]

nimeoa mimi,mume wa mtu

Aisee presha ingeanza hivi hivi

 

[Khantwe]

Aisee presha ingeanza hivi hivi

Aisee we ndo mke wa mwekundu?

 

[badiebey]

Mentor kwa nini stori zako zote zinakuwa na sad endings on ur side.....why not the other way round...

 

[mwekundu]

Aisee we ndo mke wa mwekundu?

una wivu lol?

 

[everlenk]

Pole sana Mentor,very interesting story,...nimecheka sana eti FastJet ya wanuka shombo.... huyo Violeth unaweza kuta hata hajawahi kupanda hiyo ya wanuka shombo.lolz

 

[64Bits]

nimeoa mimi,mume wa mtu

Ayayayayaaaa.... sina bahati mieee!

 

[mwekundu]

Ayayayayaaaa.... sina bahati mieee!

lakini usihofu shall you keep the secret?lol

 

[ICHANA]

una wivu lol?

U ar so genius..
Majibu mazuri

 

[Khantwe]

una wivu lol?

Kama ulikuwepo....roho inatamani kunitoka hapa

 

[Kaizer]

Kama ulikuwepo....roho inatamani kunitoka hapa

Asprin anajua haya?

 

[Kaizer]

kunani Kaizer

Mentor kabwagwa tena you know...

 

[mgt software]

Mamaweee kama kuzimia ningezimia Mimi lakini tu laki tuwili sio neno, kumbuka ukitongoza mrembo kama miss kubali gharama, siku hizi hakuna penzi, huyo kashachukuliwa na wauza samaki.

 

[Asprin]

Sawa nimekusikia boss.huyu babu ananitafutia kesi na hatonipata

Kesi ya uhaini unaijua wewe?

Unataka nitangaze tulikofahamiana? Hunipati ng'oo

Akikupata unambie...... ntafanya party....

Nikupate mara ngapi?

Mungu wangu!!!!!!

Asprin eti umeona alichoandika huyu ndugu yako?

Natamani nikione..... kaandikaje?

Yuko.na miss neddy

Hahahahaah miss neddy ana vimchepuko vingi ajabu.... namwogopa.

Wamekwambia hivyo?

Wamekuuliza au kiherehere??

najua kabisa...imagine niko na nani sa ivi?

Kama uko na Khantwe nambie iwe mwanzo mwisho........

Na DEMBA

Ewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

kunani Kaizer

"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani"

Kama ulikuwepo....roho inatamani kunitoka hapa

Natamani ikutoke nikupe nyingine mpya........

Asprin anajua haya?

Nisingejua ningekupigia wallah!!!!!

Mentor kabwagwa tena you know...

Hahahahah Mentor? Nasema abwagwe!!!!

 

[Kaizer]

Kesi ya uhaini unaijua wewe?

Akikupata unambie...... ntafanya party....

Mungu wangu!!!!!!

Natamani nikione..... kaandikaje?

Hahahahaah miss neddy ana vimchepuko vingi ajabu.... namwogopa.

Wamekuuliza au kiherehere??

Kama uko na Khantwe nambie iwe mwanzo mwisho........

Ewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani"

Natamani ikutoke nikupe nyingine mpya........

Nisingejua ningekupigia wallah!!!!!

Hahahahah Mentor? Nasema abwagwe!!!!

Itakiwa upo kaunta ya juu...

 

[mwekundu]

Kama ulikuwepo....roho inatamani kunitoka hapa

jitahidi bana uni convince labda nitabadili mawazo

 

[Miss Neddy]

Mentor kabwagwa tena you know...

hahahahaha mwazime mbinu zako za mashambulizi

 

[Khantwe]

Kesi ya uhaini unaijua wewe?

Akikupata unambie...... ntafanya party....

Mungu wangu!!!!!!

Natamani nikione..... kaandikaje?

Hahahahaah miss neddy ana vimchepuko vingi ajabu.... namwogopa.

Wamekuuliza au kiherehere??

Kama uko na Khantwe nambie iwe mwanzo mwisho........

Ewaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani"

Natamani ikutoke nikupe nyingine mpya........

Nisingejua ningekupigia wallah!!!!!

Hahahahah Mentor? Nasema abwagwe!!!!

Mmmmhhhhh....

 

[Mentor]

Mmmmhhhhh....

Khantweeeee una lengo gani na mtima wangu?? Au mpaka nkuandikie hadisi!??