Michapio hatari

[truegooner]

Kizungu ni shiiiider, kilikuja kwa meli na kitakirudishwa kwa meli kupitia Mbagala. Jamaa alinigongea ngeli na sentensi hii akimaanisha, maisha sio rahisi hata kidogo. Life is not president even small.

 

[truegooner]

skelewu by Davido- alitaka kumaanisha sikuelewi

Duh! Ni shiiiiider!

 

[truegooner]

wabunge wa jumbe la katiba

Hii nimeikubali. Ni mchapio kweli, ukisema haraka lazima ujikwae ulimi.

 

[chongchung]

Unayo sabuni yoyote ya omo???

 

[kanisambaze]

naomba unideep badala unibeep

 

[Red Scorpion]

Kizungu ni shiiiider, kilikuja kwa meli na kitakirudishwa kwa meli kupitia Mbagala. Jamaa alinigongea ngeli na sentensi hii akimaanisha, maisha sio rahisi hata kidogo. Life is not president even small.

It is not a play - si mchezo

 

[Red Scorpion]

Leo nataka nifue mapanzia yote

 

[leop]

mwalim wangu wa chemistry alisema..kuna rays za alpha na omega, badala ya alpha na beta

 

[The Ape]

------ ya Jani....badala ya ------ ya nyani..
Jamaa angu aliingia class akakuta hamna kiti chake akakupigia ("here is not chair")
mdingi alinipigia "bet lii" badala ya (Jet lii"...

 

[bowlibo]

Mfupa hauna ulimi

Ulimi hauna mshipa

 

[MpajiGiva]

We mwenye manyele manyefu kuja hapa

 

[MpajiGiva]

Sangasi

 

[Jambohili]

Mwalumu wangu m1 alituagiza kuja na beseni kila mmoja kwa kusema kesho kira mmoja arete benzeni!!!

 

[Pampula jr]

Vaa shule uende shati

 

[bango]

Dunia imeumbwa na tabaga la hewa (tabaka)!

 

[Marapai]

Akakimbia alipokata tu mbwa kona hao!!!!

 

[myhny]

Badala ya kusema headmistres anakuja unasema dispensary anakuja

 

[Mr. BK]

Nimekuachia ujumbu mozani...badala ya nimekuachia ujumbe mezani

 

[poorbillionaire]

'Mnyima zika mic'

 

[ALU255]

unapokea cm unasema hodi? badala ya hallo!