Michapio hatari

[Erickb52]

Nakumbuka tukiwa form 1 tukawa tunahama darasa...sasa mbele yetu yuko jamaa mmoja anaitwa Samweli...nyuma yuko sister mmoja . Sam akawa kachukua kitu cha mdada then akakimbia mbele...huyo dada akaamua kumuita na kumwambia Sam kwa nguvu...distance ya km mita 20...Nanukuu...
" Samweli tutat...mbanaaa" badala ya tutagombana.


Yaan lipaza sauti mbaya....sijawahi kuisahau hii siku.

 

[Mwakapesa II]

kunajamaa aliulizwa badili sentesi hii kwa lugha ya kiingereza

swali;kasimu usivute mto wangu.

jamaa kwa kujiamini;
katelephone don't smoke my river

 

[big-diamond]

Badala ya kusema headmistres anakuja unasema dispensary anakuja

Mkuu ishu ndogo ndogo kama hizo inabidi uwe unapotezea..si unajua ulimi hauna mfapa.....

 

[big-diamond]

Nakumbuka kipindi nipo mdogo mzee wangu aliwahi kuniita sku moja jion akaniambia kwa ujasiri mkubwa..."Kafungie madunge ya ngombe jua linazama" akimaanisha madume ya ng'ombe

 

[chisagapipi]

Naunga mkojo hoja badala kusema naunga mkono hoja

 

[mgosi9]

nyoosha mkojo juu.

 

[Taifa 1]

Eheeheeeeee

 

[Marata]

Miaka ya 80 Halmashauri ya Arusha mjini ilipiga marufuku Wamasai kuingia mjini na Rubega bila kuvaa chupi ndani. Mmasai mmoja akaja mjini, baada ya kumaliza shughuli zake giza limeingia akashikwa na haja kubwa akawa anaingia uchochoro mmoja akakutana na chalii mmoja, akamwambia "Rafiki huko unaingia uwe makini kuna vibaka" Mmasai akapuuza, akaingia akachuchumaa akanyanyua rubega na kujisaidia, baada ya kumaliza akasimama akawasha Tochi akaangalia kinyesi ili afukie na udongo hakukiona akahamaki "Kweli fibaka wapo mtaa huu hata mafi wanaiba"

 

[SAMORE]

Jamani tatizo lenu mnaongea sana "Hata maze hammeti"

 

[Hansss]

Mwl anamwadhibu dent na kumwambia Fanya adhabu hii '"kichwa chini mijuu guu'".

 

[apologize]

utafika udiku*...instead of ucku

 

[mapipando]

Unapoongea na wakubwa utoe mifuko mkononi.

Teh teh teh teh.

 

[mapipando]

Baada ya kukoswa koswa na ajali mapigo ya mbio yalinienda moyo!!

 

[ALU255]

tulikuwa tunacheza mpira sasa jamaa mmoja akasema we f@l@ piga huo mfila tukaanza kucheka sasa jamaa alieambiwa apige mfila akacheka sana kisha akasema 'ha ha haaaa amefapia'...

 

[poorbillionaire]

Nadhukuru instead of nashukuru

 

[bady20]

Nlkua nawahadithia washkaj zang jnc nlvyokmbizwa na mbwa,story ilkua hv "kla nkkunja mbwa kona hawa"

 

[Kaliro X]

Wana wayes yes
WanaYCS

 

[Mwembebasha]

Jamani tatizo lenu mnaongea sana "Hata maze hammeti"

Aiseee!!!

 

[Mwembebasha]

Talhatumbo kanipiga mpira wa hata....Badala ya Talhata kanipiga mpira wa tumbo.

 

[Mwembebasha]

Saliva front - matembele(mboga)