Michano, Punch lines special thread

uzungu ukizidi uwafrika uzalendo utatoka wapi,maskini mvuvi wa ghalika daile navua mangua.....

Ududu said:

"Mabishoo hali duni mana mnapenda vya dezo/mi nishafanya kila uhuni hadi kuvaa kondom mlegezo""WANASEMAJE?

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duuuu noma kweli

Sijui ndio kusema nachofanya hakionekani/
ukiandamana kama chadema unakamatwa unasekwa ndani/

na ndoto za freemason naenda eti una chale ngapi/
acha nifanye shoo za laki hutaki nikale wapi/

jitihada kubwa matokeo hakuna/
sikukuu ikifika watoto wanataka skuna /



msuli tembo matokeo sungura kamuulize nikki mbishi alimaanisha nini

maisha kibinda nkoi /
bila kudinda hukojoi/


mmhh

King Kong III said:

#Wasanii wanauza sura sie tunauza Maneno kurap wanarap hata waimba mayeno

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Kama nabii niliyejituma, nitawafunza ya upole na ya huruma
Afrika Bado Ipo nyuma
mpaka ivunjwe mipaka, tung'oe vibaraka
na tuzike matabaka
nikisema niseme kweli manjagu watanisaka
natamani kutoa sadaka, mifuko ina viraka
Kama mnataka wepesi mshike huu waraka
natambaa Kama ukoka, majani nimeshang'oka


Kala Pina ft. Deo - Dira

MO11 said:

Sijui ndio kusema nachofanya hakionekani/
ukiandamana kama chadema unakamatwa unasekwa ndani/

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wametuacha mbali na zao serikali
wakiunda magari, serikali yako inaunda leseni

joh makini

ndoto siyo kukaa maskani kulialia
ila kutoka nduki na kuzikimbilia
i see meeee internationally

wanaöngea shit naziacha kwenye choo!

Wana gubu la roho
Maskini wa nafsi wivu wa choyo
Wachafu kama kamasi
Nawapenga fyuuu nawatupa kwenye nyasi kuishi na watu sasa basiii

MO11 said:

maisha kibinda nkoi /
bila kudinda hukojoi/


mmhh

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Duuh!! ngoma gan hii mkuu?

panch line imeshiba...

Ududu said:

"Mabishoo hali duni mana mnapenda vya dezo/mi nishafanya kila uhuni hadi kuvaa kondom mlegezo""WANASEMAJE?

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hapana chezea..

chunga natunga somo nisilofeli
bongo uchumi unayumba ka mdomo wenye kuberi

Hassan wenger said:

Duuh!! ngoma gan hii mkuu?

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anaitwa nikki mbishi pesa kwanza

Napopita gangster, msipagawa wachumba/mwili nyumba nabeba gari sita na dole gumba...

Nakata kama knife life yangu inawaboa/
rap ndiye my wife daima sitalala nje ya ndoa/

singa singa

nina machale kama kambale mkuu na usilale true/
rap ni umalaya nami ni malaya niliyekubuu/

singa singa

Kuwa keki ka jokete na unadate na mimi/
na una namba za kila mganga kama ume mess na jini/


singa singa