Mhindi akijibu methali

[SALOK]

ume-copy n' paste kutoka gazetini,risasi la leo,jumatano uk 14.

sio mbaya madame_b wengine hatujaliona hilo gazeti!

 

[Mahmoud Qaasim]

methali : haba na haba ?
mhindi : iko haba bili
methali : bandubandu ?
mhindi ; badubadu jomba yake sadru
methali : hakuna marefu?
mhindi ; kama hakuna marefu, mafupi tasaidia/taunganisha mafupi bili tafaa
methali: simba mwendapole?
mhindi : kama simba noenda bolebole jua majanja ile subiria yanga nokuja alafu maliza yeye.
methali : baniani m-baya?
mhindi : hapana nunua dengu dukani yake.

 

[Shine]

Kiswahili nacho kigumu jama

 

[Erickb52]

Lol....

 

[Ndibalema]

Yaani wakati naisoma hii joke ikifika sehemu ya 'mhindi' najikuta natamka kwa tone ya kihindi.
Ahahahaha.

 

[Mponella]

Methali: Simba mwenda Pole...
Mhindi: iko gonjwa hiyo au Hanith*i

Metahli: Asiyefunzwa na Mamaye
Mhindi: tafunzwa na Sugar Dady...hata Lulu najua...

Methali: Chururu....
Mhindi: ata toto dogo najua iyo inaita dudu...

usipo ziba ufa;iko mwizi chungulia dani
mtaka cha uvunguni;pindua tanda chukua

 

[Zimba]

poa tu. ilimradi 2cheke

Thanx muuza ugoro, hata mi hayo magazeti yao huwa siyasomi.

 

[kisesengule]

Methali- mfa maji
Mhindi- tampa life jacket
Methali- mwenda pole
Mhindi- tachelewa fika
Methali- uclolijua
Mhindi- uliza google.com
Methali- mbio za utelezini
Mhindi- chafua guo yako
Methali- ukipenda boga
Mhindi- goja miezi ya ramadhani tapata
Methali- ukiona vinaelea
Mhindi- iko nyepesi hyo
Methali- maji yakimwagika
Mhindi- mwambie dada tadeki
Methali- chelewa chelewa
Mhindi- takosa guo ya sikukuu
Methali- kila ndege
Mhindi- hu2a airport
Methali- bandubandu
Mhindi- bandubandu nini, bandua hyo bana


GUD DAY

tuma salam

 

[Lord K]

Lamsingi ni kucheka siyo kupeana source za kichekesho, kama unataka source hii siyo forum yake.....kesho tena wee tupia chochote chenye kutufanya tu smile..big up

 

[Chassarsenal]

2meshazizoea za kizaman sna hzo ha2wez kucheka kwa hzo methal. So umejipinda ukahisi 2tacheka....

 

[Spear_]

methali : haba na haba ?
mhindi : iko haba bili
methali : bandubandu ?
mhindi ; badubadu jomba yake sadru
methali : hakuna marefu?
mhindi ; kama hakuna marefu, mafupi tasaidia/taunganisha mafupi bili tafaa
methali: simba mwendapole?
mhindi : kama simba noenda bolebole jua majanja ile subiria yanga nokuja alafu maliza yeye.
methali : baniani m-baya?
mhindi : hapana nunua dengu dukani yake.

Methali: Penye nia...
Mhindi: Punye nia Panya njia....