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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Rog3rz, Jul 28, 2012.

  1. Rog3rz

    Rog3rz Member

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    Officer: What Is Your Name? *Candidate: M P. Sir *Officer: Tell Me Properly. *Candidate: Mulenga PhIRI Sir *Officer: Your Father’s Name? *Candidate: M P. Sir *Officer: What Does That Mean? *Candidate: Monde PhIRI Sir *Officer: Your Native Place *Candidate: M P. Sir *Officer: Is It Matero Police? *Candidate: No, Matero Plots Sir *Officer: What Is Your Qualification? *Candidate: M P. Sir *Officer: (angrily) What Is It? *Candidate: Metric Pass *Officer:so why do you need a job? *Candidate:M P sir *Officer:meaning? *Candidate: Money Problem sir *Officer:whats your personality? *Candidate:MP sir *Officer:would you explain yourself and stop wasting my
    time? *Candidate: Monacrotic Personality *Officer: I see. I will get back to you *Candidate:so sir, how's my MP? *Officer:and whats that again? *Candidate: My Performance *Officer: MP!!! *Candidate: meaning? *Officer:MP - Mental Problem!
     
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    du we creater
     
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    Mh! hii kali mkuu, kama vipi edit kwa mpangilio ulio mzuri isomeke kwa majibizano ya watu wawili kama hivi
    Officer: .................
    Candidate: ....................
    Officer: ................
    Candidate: ...........................
     
  4. Rog3rz

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    poa ngoja nifanye hivyo.....
     
  5. Rog3rz

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    thanks,,,nimejaribu eeeh,,
     
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    You made it.
     
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    i lyk it...big up
     
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    of course c kila m2 anaweza vi2 hivi.
     
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    great...nimefurah saaana....
     
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    Big like sir!
     
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    Network Connected !

    Near by Wakunyumba min bar Mbeya.
     
  12. Rog3rz

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    thanks muuuuuuuuch..........
     
  13. Rog3rz

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    thanks much mkubwa.........ni ubunifu 2 mdogomdogo...
     
  14. Rog3rz

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    that Was what i wanted 2 make you happy........
     
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    U are great thinker nimekubali hiyo imekaa vizuri.
     
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    Safi sana!
     
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    we noma!
     
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    umetisha wakuongeze bia mbili, bili yakwangu
     
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    mam victor Member

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    iko poa sana mkuu!i like it
     
  20. Rog3rz

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    thanks mkubwa....karib 2futuru ingwa i'm not islamic..
     
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