Men..

[Katavi]

Men Are ...impossible to Please



If he calls you and your phone is off,
he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends an sms saying “don’t tell me
the battery story coz I know that line”



If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
trying to LURE other men;
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS, a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED.

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u
DON'T LOVE him;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says
u are TROUBLE;
If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him
like a CHILD;
If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he
CARES for u.

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances
beyond his CONTROL - or you had something to do with his decision.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK
or the male boss had something to do with it;
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!

 

[Architect E.M]

dah, jamani, wanaume tunasingiziwa kwa hili.... Hii si halali... Leta na ya women kama ipo na wao tuwaone tabia zao na jinsi wanavyotutreat jamani

 

[Nanren]

Men Are ...impossible to Please

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances
beyond his CONTROL - or you had something to do with his decision.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

Walau hapo kuna ka ukweli kwa mbaaaaaali...

 

[daughter]

Yaani ni ukweli mtupu. Umueleze matatizo yako 'u r stuborn 'ukimficha 'u don trust him'

 

[Katavi]

dah, jamani, wanaume tunasingiziwa kwa hili.... Hii si halali... Leta na ya women kama ipo na wao tuwaone tabia zao na jinsi wanavyotutreat jamani

Wao kila kitu ni safi...

 

[Katavi]

Yaani ni ukweli mtupu. Umueleze matatizo yako 'u r stuborn 'ukimficha 'u don trust him'

Hii inaapply kwa jinsia zote..

 

[Mutashobya]

hahahahah this is great.....