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Mchakachuaji and death

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NewDawnTz, May 24, 2011.

  1. NewDawnTz

    NewDawnTz JF-Expert Member

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    One cool evening Death came to a guy and said "my friend, today is your day".

    The guy said, "but I am not ready".

    Death said, "well you are the next on my list".

    So the guy told death, "that's ok; why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go".

    Death said, " alright then".

    So the guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and Fell asleep.

    The guy removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list.

    So when death woke up, he said to the guy, "Your are such a nice guy; I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so nice to me"

    And the guy fainted to death
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    Death was very generous, good for him
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    kweli huwezi kukwepa kifo.
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