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Matokeo ya yalijiri siku ya valentine

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Power G, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. Power G

    Power G JF-Expert Member

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    Kituo cha utafiti wa matukio muhimu nchini Tz kimetangaza matokeo ya matukio yaliyojiri jana katika siku ya wapendanao duniani yaani Valentine kama ifuatavyo:-
    24% YA NDOA ZILIVUNJIKA, FUMANIZI ZILIONGEZEKA KWA 48% KULINGANISHA NA SIKU ZA KAWAIDA, MAUZO YA KONDOM YALIONGEZEKA KWA 65%, ZINAA NJE YA NDOA HALALI 97%, 82% WALIPIGA KAVU BILA KINGA, 18% YA VITANDA VYOTE VILIVUNJIKA, MAAMBUKIZI YA UKIMWI YALIPANDA KWA 56%, WALIOPATA WAPENZI WAPYA 79%, GUEST ZILIPATA ONGEZEKO LA WATEJA KWA 60%, MATUMIZI YA NENO i LOVE U YALIONGEZEKA KWA 99% NA WALE WALIOSHINDA MAJUMBANI TU NI 2%. Je wewe uko kundi gani?
     
  2. Gabmanu

    Gabmanu Senior Member

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    M niko kwenye lile kundi la Guest!
    Umefurah kusikia nilienda Guest eeh!
    Nilisafir bana kufika ugenin mwenyej apokei cm ikan bd kuchukua Guest.
     
  3. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Vipi, walevi wamo kwenye kundi gani hapo mkuu?
     
  4. ndenga

    ndenga JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nipo kundi la walioshinda nyumbani
     
  5. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    we uko kundi gani?
     
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    nsangaman JF-Expert Member

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    Nlikuwa kazini lindo la usiku
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu unahisi kutengwa?
     
  8. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    sanaaa
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    Umenikosa!
     
  10. Power G

    Power G JF-Expert Member

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    Waliovunja ndoa
     
  11. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    no researcj no right to speak
     
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    cesc Senior Member

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    :photo:
     
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    Gud maana sipo kabisaaaaaaaaaa kwenye makundi yote.
     
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    ngony Senior Member

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    mi nlishinda hme, ila nikapata ka-french kiss
     
  15. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Nilishinda bar hadi nait kali!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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  17. Ziltan

    Ziltan JF-Expert Member

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    Home (serious kabisa
     
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    sister JF-Expert Member

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    kanisani.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna ukweli kodogo.
     
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    Kingsimba JF-Expert Member

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    Me asubui tu nilinunua kilimanjaro puli moja na sigara kali pakti zima rizzla kibox.........nikajifungia nimeto nnje leo.....bado sijisomi nitajua kesho
     
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