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# Mathematics

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mwanyasi, Dec 29, 2011.

1. ### MwanyasiJF-Expert Member

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[h=6]TEACHER:IF I GIVE U 2 CATS,AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will u have?
PAPPU: Seven Sir
Teacher: Let me put it to u this way, If I give u 2 apples,and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will u have?
PAPPU: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give u 2 cats,and another 2 cats and another 2,
how many will u have?
PAPPU: Seven.!!
Teacher: Where the hell do u get seven from?!?!?
PAPPU: Because I already have one at home
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**** ni **** tu

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hahaaa mweee.. kijana ana akili sana huyu

4. ### MwanyasiJF-Expert Member

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Mtoto alikua akijumlisha na yule wa nyumbani mkuu, ticha akakosa pozi!

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Hahahaaaaa!! Ni kweli jumla atakuwa na paka saba.

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Na ndio maana hakujulisha na yule wa jilani yao
kwakua mwalimu alisema nikikupa wewe (yeye)!
then akapiga hesabu kuwa atakuana jumla ya paka 7

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ni kweli, sasa atamiliki paka 7 mkuu!

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tatizo la walimu ni kwamba wanataka uwajibu wanachokiamini wao tu, na ndo maana watoto wenye akili kama huyu hujikuta wamefeli, ila hapa dogo kampa kitu heavy teacher

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Dogo akili zinachaji...

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Hakuna ujuha hapa halloo. Mtoto alifanya mahesabu ya kikwelikweli kabisa; mahesabu ya "hali halisi" kama wasemavyo watanzania.

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ha ha haaaaaaaa........
Huyu yeye aliulizwa: 5+5=? Dent alikawia kujibu, mwalimu akamwambia ajumuishe vidole vya mkono wa kulia na kushoto mtt akajibu 12, kila akiambiwa ajumlishe vidole apata jawabu 12.
Mwalim kwa hamaki: hem weka mikono hapa kwenye desk tuhesabu wote
Mtt kuweka mikono juu ya desk, kumbe ana vidole 6 kila mkono

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Safi sana dogo janja.

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dogo yuko safi manake akirudi nao hom atakuwa nao kweli saba huyo

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umepotea sana aisee, nimestuka kuona upo online

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Nipo Mkuu..

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