Mathematics

[Mwanyasi]

[h=6]TEACHER:IF I GIVE U 2 CATS,AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will u have?
PAPPU: Seven Sir
Teacher: Let me put it to u this way, If I give u 2 apples,and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will u have?
PAPPU: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give u 2 cats,and another 2 cats and another 2,
how many will u have?
PAPPU: Seven.!!
Teacher: Where the hell do u get seven from?!?!?
PAPPU: Because I already have one at home[/h]

 

[Blackboy.]

Juha ni juha tu

 

[Mayasa]

hahaaa mweee.. kijana ana akili sana huyu

 

[Mwanyasi]

Juha ni juha tu

Mtoto alikua akijumlisha na yule wa nyumbani mkuu, ticha akakosa pozi!

 

[Mvaa Tai]

Hahahaaaaa!! Ni kweli jumla atakuwa na paka saba.

 

[Mwanyasi]

hahaaa mweee.. kijana ana akili sana huyu

Na ndio maana hakujulisha na yule wa jilani yao
kwakua mwalimu alisema nikikupa wewe (yeye)!
then akapiga hesabu kuwa atakuana jumla ya paka 7

 

[Mwanyasi]

Hahahaaaaa!! Ni kweli jumla atakuwa na paka saba.

ni kweli, sasa atamiliki paka 7 mkuu!

 

[Pancras Suday]

tatizo la walimu ni kwamba wanataka uwajibu wanachokiamini wao tu, na ndo maana watoto wenye akili kama huyu hujikuta wamefeli, ila hapa dogo kampa kitu heavy teacher

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

Dogo akili zinachaji...

 

[SHIEKA]

Juha ni juha tu

Hakuna ujuha hapa halloo. Mtoto alifanya mahesabu ya kikwelikweli kabisa; mahesabu ya "hali halisi" kama wasemavyo watanzania.

 

[Angel Nylon]

ha ha haaaaaaaa........
Huyu yeye aliulizwa: 5+5=? Dent alikawia kujibu, mwalimu akamwambia ajumuishe vidole vya mkono wa kulia na kushoto mtt akajibu 12, kila akiambiwa ajumlishe vidole apata jawabu 12.
Mwalim kwa hamaki: hem weka mikono hapa kwenye desk tuhesabu wote
Mtt kuweka mikono juu ya desk, kumbe ana vidole 6 kila mkono

 

[muwaha]

Safi sana dogo janja.

 

[mwakiwete]

dogo yuko safi manake akirudi nao hom atakuwa nao kweli saba huyo

 

[Mwanyasi]

umepotea sana aisee, nimestuka kuona upo online

hahaaa mweee.. kijana ana akili sana huyu

 

[richardherman]

Gooood

 

[Mayasa]

umepotea sana aisee, nimestuka kuona upo online

Nipo Mkuu..

 

[utafiti]

Ana akili sana

 

[tian]

Genius

 

[triple m2]

Dogo yuko vizur,inabid apelekwe vipaj maalum.