Maswali yanayonitatanisha..........

KOKUTONA · Jul 4, 2013

Himidini said:
^^
Mwingine anakurupuka tu,,msalimie wifi angu wakati anajua kabisa uko single.
Aaaa!
^^

Ha ha haa...au SHEMEJI HAJAMBO?

amu · Jul 4, 2013

Nicas Mtei said:
Je unanipenda?

nakupenda baby nicas.Mzima?

Evelyn Salt · Jul 4, 2013

Excellent said:
Hehehehe hii imenivunja mbavu sijui kweli au imetungwa

Sijatia chumvi wala kutunga hii ya kweli!!!
nikatamani yule mdada amjibu ni kweli ili atie akili....

Viol · Jul 4, 2013

Kipipi said:
Hivi juzi niko na my wii, akanitambulisha kwa rafiki yake.
My wii: Rafiki huyu wifi yangu, mdogo wake mume wangu.
Rafiki: Hee mbona mumeo mweusi sasa alafu mdogo wake mweupe??!!

Mweeh ilibidi tu mi nicheke.

Maswali mengine ukiangalia hayana hata umuhimu.

Viol · Jul 4, 2013

KOKUTONA said:
Ha ha haa...au SHEMEJI HAJAMBO?

Hapo anataka ajue kama umeolewa/umeoa ukisema huna anaanza kurusha saundi au kujigonga

Polite · Jul 4, 2013

Preta said:
Unakutana na mtu anakuuliza.....hivi bado upo.....?.....swali gani hili.....kama nimekufa si ungesikia.......au labda kazoea kukuona mara nyingi unapokuwa na shughuli zako unapiga misele na gari....siku ya siku akikutana na wewe ukitembea....unasikia....alaaah leo mbona upo kwa miguu....jamani....mtu umezaliwa na gari......?
Au unamuuliza mtu.....kitu kama.....kesho utakwenda....anakujibu....nani mimi....?......aggghh......inachosha sana.....
HEBU ONGEZEA MASWALI YANAYOKUTATANISHA..........

preta hayo maswali kwenye linguists. yanaitwa rhetorical qeustion.yanaulizwa kuvunja ukimya hayana maana yeyote.watu wote Huyatumia Hata wewe

Passion Lady · Jul 4, 2013

KOKUTONA said:
Ha ha haa...au SHEMEJI HAJAMBO?

siku hizi mbona umependeza sana?
namzaba kofi atie akili!!

Malick M. Malick · Jul 4, 2013

Preta said:
Unakutana na mtu anakuuliza.....hivi bado upo.....?.....swali gani hili.....kama nimekufa si ungesikia.......au labda kazoea kukuona mara nyingi unapokuwa na shughuli zako unapiga misele na gari....siku ya siku akikutana na wewe ukitembea....unasikia....alaaah leo mbona upo kwa miguu....jamani....mtu umezaliwa na gari......?
Au unamuuliza mtu.....kitu kama.....kesho utakwenda....anakujibu....nani mimi....?......aggghh......inachosha sana.....
HEBU ONGEZEA MASWALI YANAYOKUTATANISHA..........

Ulisoma somo la Kiswahili,kuna mada inaitwa Tamathali za SEMI,ndo unakutana na hayo mambo

Tresor Mandala · Jul 4, 2013

Preta said:
yah.....hao ndio wale wanaokuuliza.....shemeji hajambo......na hakufahamu kivile kama una huyo shemeji au lah.........hapo unakuta ndio kwanza umetoka kupigwa kibuti

dizain hizi wanataka kutongoza tu..

Kipaji Halisi · Jul 4, 2013

Nicas Mtei said:
Je unanipenda?

hili huwa linanikera balaaaaa

Baraka Roman · Jul 4, 2013

Mtu anakukuta unaangalia mov,watu wapo msituni wanafukuzwa na simba anakuuliza sasa hao walienda kufanyaje hapo..Ukimjibu kuect mov anasema umemjibu vibaya.

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Nicas Mtei · Jul 4, 2013

amu said:
nakupenda baby nicas.Mzima?

mi mzima sana yaani...... hajambo?

amu · Jul 4, 2013

Nicas Mtei said:
mi mzima sana yaani...... hajambo?

hajambo jamani

Nyamgluu · Jul 4, 2013

Hujaoa mpaka leo...?

KAFA.cOm · Jul 4, 2013

au mtu anakupigia cmu ucku wa manane anakuuliz "umelala".saa nyingne inabidi umjibu "hapana naota jua"ukimjib hivy anakuon undharau kumbe sio

CharmingLady · Jul 4, 2013

Husninyo said:
unakutana na mtu anakuuliza mbona umekondaaa!!!? aaah jamani hamjui watu tunamaintain figure. lol

Yaan hii nishakutana nayo live....

Ilikuwa hivi, mie nasubiri kupanda daladala kituoni. Ikaja daladala ikiwa na Mkaka flani tunafahamiana, ilikuwa imejaa hivyo sikupanda. Wakati unaondoka yule mkaka akaropoka kwa nguvu "HEE MBONA UMEKONDA HIVYO" Yaan karibu watu wote kwenye daladala waligeuka kunitizama.... Khaaa nilikerekajee!

CharmingLady · Jul 4, 2013

watu8 said:
"Shemeji hajambo?"...
Hapo umekutana na mbulula asiyekufahamu wala humafahamu...
Na huyo amwitaye shemeji, ni dada yako tumbo moja...kisa tu kawaona mnaongozana pamoja basi kashaashumu ninyi ni wapenzi...

Dah... inabore. Et ukiongozana na mtu wa jinsia tofauti unasikia "Mwambie Shem/wifi namsalimia" Kisa tu wamekuona umeongozana na mtu wa jinsia tofaut!

Ave Ave Maria · Jul 4, 2013

Excellent said:
Maswali mengine ukiangalia hayana hata umuhimu.

Ndugu yangu!!!! Sijui swali ka hilo unajibu nini? Kwamba mie natumia mkorogo au labda kaka'angu kaungua na jua sana? Lol

Bishanga · Jul 4, 2013

Simu ngrrrrrrr sa8 za usiku.....anakuuliza "nimekuamsha usingizini?" Pheeeew

CharmingLady · Jul 4, 2013

Hivi utaolewa lini?????

Maswali yanayonitatanisha..........

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