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Maswali ya kiingereza yaliyowashinda waingereza wenyewe

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by che-guavara, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. che-guavara

    che-guavara Member

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    If you think English is simple try this...... Please fill in the following blanks with YES or NO 1............... l don't have brain
    2...............I dont have sense
    3..............I am stupid

    If you think you have a right answer send to Akadabrakatavata Mental Hospital p.o. box crazy email:wanaokuja@kutibiwa.wapya.wanaonzadozi Name of the school where this paper has been provided is called: Stress Management University , topic;stress management sub-topic english gramer
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Niko katikati ya yes na nope.!
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Nimekubali.
     
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    Magwero JF-Expert Member

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    Kabla ya kuyaona maswali nilisema ntayaweza..
    Kuyaona 2 nikaishia,ha,ha,aa,ha..
     
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    kipindupindu JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu siku hizi wameongezea option ya "i dont know" kwa hiyo yanajibika!
     
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    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    kweli akili ni nywele kila mtu ana zake, mweeeeeeeee!
     
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    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!kama ni exam bora nipate '0'siwezi kujibu maxwali alf nionekane mwehu teh teh!teeeeeeh...kweeeeeeh,..!
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Tafsiri sentensi hizi kwa kiswahili. <1>The bottle was full empty. <2>He was found missing. <2>She did the exact estimate.
     
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    U wont b bored in jf.
     
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    Duh! Mkubwa umenifanya nisahau kwa muda shida zilizopo TZ
     
  11. che-guavara

    che-guavara Member

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    Teh teh nafikiri tumefurahi kidogo mi pia sitaki kujibu
     
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    ze Sniper Member

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    Kama ni mtihani,ningepata -100,maana ningejibu ktk part 2, ya 1 majibu yote "no" ya 2 majibu yote "yes".
     
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    ze Sniper Member

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    Nafurahi sana nikifeli huku najua nitafeli,cheka saaana!
     
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    Daaah!! Maharamia weng utamu wa JF unazid kupungua
     
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    Mmh! Mbona kazi
     
  16. THK DJAYZZ

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh
     
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    Kwahiyo wenye upara hawana akili?
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ulijua jaingereza walishindwa?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Who is jaingereza
     
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    teh teh teh we mkare...!
     
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