A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach. a little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl says, 'Whats under there?' So the man answers , 'A bird' The girl goes away & the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital & is in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed & asks, 'What happened?' The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach & fell asleep after talking to a little girl' So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers, "I dint do anything to the man, but he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!"