A nude guy was sunbathing at
the beach. a little girl comes to
him, he covers his private parts
with a newspaper.
The little girl says, 'Whats under
there?'
So the man answers , 'A bird'
The girl goes away & the man
falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a
hospital & is in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed &
asks, 'What happened?'
The man answers, 'I don't know.
I was at the beach & fell asleep
after talking to a little girl'
So the doctor tells this to the
Police, and they go to the beach
to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see
the little girl the man was talking
about.
So they ask her if she did
anything to the man. She
answers,
"I dint do anything to the man,
but he was sleeping, I played
with his bird, After a while, it
spat at me, so i broke its neck,
burnt its nest, and smashed all its
eggs!!"
the beach. a little girl comes to
him, he covers his private parts
with a newspaper.
The little girl says, 'Whats under
there?'
So the man answers , 'A bird'
The girl goes away & the man
falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a
hospital & is in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed &
asks, 'What happened?'
The man answers, 'I don't know.
I was at the beach & fell asleep
after talking to a little girl'
So the doctor tells this to the
Police, and they go to the beach
to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see
the little girl the man was talking
about.
So they ask her if she did
anything to the man. She
answers,
"I dint do anything to the man,
but he was sleeping, I played
with his bird, After a while, it
spat at me, so i broke its neck,
burnt its nest, and smashed all its
eggs!!"
