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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4 - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early
Finally, the wait is over...Zlatan is red.Welcome to Manchester ZlatanWelcome to Manchester United
Hahaha ngoja niweke akiba ya manenoacha utani,hongera kwa lile babu?!! na kocha mwenyewe ndio huyo saa mbovu, wasiposhuka daraja mi naacha kushabikia mpira.
Kama wewe ni shabiki wa Arsenal, Chelsea au Liverpool futa comment yako.acha utani,hongera kwa lile babu?!! na kocha mwenyewe ndio huyo saa mbovu, wasiposhuka daraja mi naacha kushabikia mpira.
Msaga sumu hahahahWakuu hongereni (kwa Ibra) naona mnafanya usajili makini sana .... [emoji41] [emoji41]
Kwa mnaofahamu mpira.....kwa umri wa Zlatan na miguvu ya EPL je atafua dafu?
HahaaaaaaMsaga sumu hahahah
Wales wanamenifurahisha aiseeHahaaaaaa
Nilikwambia tangu mwanzo.... tukutane final tu na chama langu la nguvuWales wanamenifurahisha aisee
Ureno wajiandae.Nilikwambia tangu mwanzo.... tukutane final tu na chama langu la nguvu
Lolote laweza tokea hapoUreno wajiandae.
Sema Cr7
Mechi itakuwa ngumuLolote laweza tokea hapo
Lolote laweza tokea hapo
Wajomba natumai mko poa leo skucheki mechi kwani tuko kambini na twajiandaa kwa mechi ya keshoMechi itakuwa ngumu
Tuko poa kabisaWajomba natumai mko poa leo skucheki mechi kwani tuko kambini na twajiandaa kwa mechi ya kesho
Wajukuu wa hitler tuna teka dunia keshoTuko poa kabisa
Tusubiri semi tu [emoji41] [emoji41] #PorWalWajomba natumai mko poa leo skucheki mechi kwani tuko kambini na twajiandaa kwa mechi ya kesho