Mambo ya kuchati haya

[Saint Ivuga]

Nimejifuta facebook

YEYE : " Jamani Baby nimeshafika muda mrefu nipo hapa kituoni nimechoka kweli Darling,juu nimevaa fulana nyeupe na chini nguo ya pinki,jaman I miss you my Baby come please!!!"

MIMI:"Waooh! Ok nimekuona Sweet heart nakuja,nisubiri hapo hapo,umependeza kweli Mpenzi,I cant wait hugging U!"


Kisha nikakata simu na kuparamia daladala linapokwenda sijui, kichwani najiuliza mbona sio yeye, picha aliyoweka Facebook ni tofauti na alivyo, NIMEKOMA!!!

 

[Mzee wa Rula]

Pole sana, maana FB kuna kazi.

 

[Ambitious]

Astakhafirullah!! I would've jump'd on an ambulance.

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Astakhafirullah!! I would've jump'd on an ambulance.

going where?

 

[Ambitious]

going where?

Popote linapoelekea..daladala speed not good enough.

 

[KOKUTONA]

Mbona mzuri tu jamani.....Umbo la mwanamke ni jinsi unavyolipatia lol. Au hiyo stomach protrusion ndo imekutisha?

Swali la kizushi, ulipata na mda wa kumfoto?

 

[Judgement]

Aisey!
Penye wajenzi hamna miti !
Mbona kamrembo kapo portable? Flexible ! Atractable ! Sexible ! Magnetable!
Btw warembo dizaini hizo ni mostly scarcity! Mi hapa nafsi ishanipaa!
Mwasi mususu kitoko!
Toto limekaa kiiEthopia babaake!

 

[Preta]

Aisey!
Penye wajenzi hamna miti !
Mbona kamrembo kapo portable? Flexible ! Atractable ! Sexible ! Magnetable!
Btw warembo dizaini hizo ni mostly scarcity! Mi hapa nafsi ishanipaa!
Mwasi mususu kitoko!
Toto limekaa kiiEthopia babaake!

Shem puliiiz.......kuna uEthiopia hapo kweli.......?

 

[Zion Daughter]

Aisey!
Penye wajenzi hamna miti !
Mbona kamrembo kapo portable? Flexible ! Atractable ! Sexible ! Magnetable!
Btw warembo dizaini hizo ni mostly scarcity! Mi hapa nafsi ishanipaa!
Mwasi mususu kitoko!
Toto limekaa kiiEthopia babaake!

Jamani huyo ni shoga kabisaaa

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Aisey!
Penye wajenzi hamna miti !
Mbona kamrembo kapo portable? Flexible ! Atractable ! Sexible ! Magnetable!
Btw warembo dizaini hizo ni mostly scarcity! Mi hapa nafsi ishanipaa!
Mwasi mususu kitoko!
Toto limekaa kiiEthopia babaake!

hahahahahaha.

 

[Ndelejha]

Shem puliiiz.......kuna uEthiopia hapo kweli.......?

Kupenda chongo kuita kengeza...

 

[Ndelejha]

Jamani huyo ni shoga kabisaaa

Shoga ake nani..!?

 

[JosephElly]

Aisey!
Penye wajenzi hamna miti !
Mbona kamrembo kapo portable? Flexible ! Atractable ! Sexible ! Magnetable!
Btw warembo dizaini hizo ni mostly scarcity! Mi hapa nafsi ishanipaa!
Mwasi mususu kitoko!
Toto limekaa kiiEthopia babaake!

Nikupe namba?

 

[JosephElly]

Hapo aise ningewekwa sambamba na Bolt hakika ningemshinda kwa mbio

 

[Judgement]

Nikupe namba?

Nipe fasta!

 

[Zion Daughter]

Shoga ake nani..!?

Kameruni

 

[Judgement]

Shem puliiiz.......kuna uEthiopia hapo kweli.......?

Yaani hujauona? Najua wanawake hampendanagi !
Btw huyo mrembo akiingia himayani mwangu, my first award to her nam'baia Banga pembezoni mwa Ziwa Vicky!

 

[Ndelejha]

Yaani hujauona? Najua wanawake hampendanagi !
Btw huyo mrembo akiingia himayani mwangu, my first award to her nam'baia Banga pembezoni mwa Ziwa Vicky!

Itakuwa unataka kumtumia kwa maslahi yako binafsi kwa kuwekeza katika utalii, wengi tutakuja kumuangalia

 

[Filipo]

napita tu jamani!

 

[SI unit]

Tamaa mbaya