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[Nyagei]

Wala sihitaji kumjua, mimi mwindaji sijali pori ni la nani bali kuwinda nikitakacho baathi

Jimbo la Mamndenyi lipo wazi ruksa kugombea

 

[Lee]

Nani amechacha

Sasa y asubiri mtengane

 

[Sakayo]

Ata sikuelewi

BlessedHope au sakayo?

Yuko na BH

 

[Sakayo]

Sasa y asubiri mtengane

Nimekuuliza nani amechacha???!

 

[Nyagei]

A TAXI DRIVER WHO WANTED TO IMPRESS A WHITE MAN::A White Man visited Zambia for the first time andwas takenround the city of lusaka by a taxi driver. Theydrove along cairoand saw FINDECO houseThe white man said: Wow! This building isawesome.How long did it take the contractors to build it?.The taxi driver replied: 3 years sir.The white man said: That's too long. In mycountry, It takesjust 6 months to build something like this.They drove past Levy shopping Mall and the whiteman said:Now this is what I call Magnificent! How long didit take tobuild this one?.The taxi driver at this time trying to be moreimpressivereplied: 4 months sir.That is too bad. In my country, It takes just 2months to build something like this, the Whiteman said.They finally drove past the 60,000 capacity NewHerosStadium and the white man was awestruck.He said: Excellent! World class! How long does ittake to buildthis?.The taxi driver replied: Sir, As I was coming thismorning, it wasnot there!!

 

[Nyagei]

Nimekuuliza nani amechacha???!

Hongera kwa 152k

 

[Sakayo]

Hongera kwa 152k

Asante. Na wewe pia!!
Huwa Nakupenda ulivyo mpole tuu

 

[Lee]

Nimekuuliza nani amechacha???!

Atakaye achikaa kachacha kwa mwenzie

 

[Sakayo]

Atakaye achikaa kachacha kwa mwenzie

Hilo ni tusi au ni mtazamo

 

[Lee]

Asante. Na wewe pia!!
Huwa Nakupenda ulivyo mpole tuu

Mpole Chaplin ???

 

[Sakayo]

Mpole Chaplin ???

Yap
Naonaga ni mtaratibu sana

 

[Lee]

Hilo ni tusi au ni mtazamo

Mtazamoo shemela

 

[Lee]

Jimbo la Mamndenyi lipo wazi ruksa kugombea

 

[Sakayo]

Mtazamoo shemela

Hahaha
Asante kwa mtazamo

 

[Lee]

Yap
Naonaga ni mtaratibu sana

Ingia 18 zake utasimulia magoli

 

[Sakayo]

Ingia 18 zake utasimulia magoli

Kwa nini nimchokoze sasa

 

[Nyagei]

Asante. Na wewe pia!!
Huwa Nakupenda ulivyo mpole tuu

Ahsante shem wane kwa kuliona hilo

 

[Sakayo]

Ahsante shem wane kwa kuliona hilo

Asante kushukuru shem

 

[Nyagei]

Mpole Chaplin ???

Ndio

 

[Nyagei]

Yap
Naonaga ni mtaratibu sana