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Mpendwa Sadaka mbona hujatuma? Au umesahau namba yangu

Mpendwa Leo nilikuwa na sadaka ya kuteketezwa [emoji12]

 

[ZING SOKONI]

Mpendwa Leo nilikuwa na sadaka ya kuteketezwa [emoji12]

Aisee

 

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Shem amazing hapa kwenye step (no 1) sijaelewa.

Shem Kama kawaida unacreate new folder unaipa jina unalotaka then unaweka vitu unavyotaka

 

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Mpendwa Leo nilikuwa na sadaka ya kuteketezwa [emoji12]

Hizo sadaka za old testament....mpendwa

 

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Hizo sadaka za old testament....mpendwa

Ndio nilikuwa najaribu nione itakuwa kama ya kaini au abel

 

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Ndio nilikuwa najaribu nione itakuwa kama ya kaini au abel

Damu Yake pale msalabani imetosha Siku hizi hatuteketezi...shemeji....
Thanks nimelipenda neno.LA Leo LA kutukumbusha kuhus fung LA kum

 

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Damu Yake pale msalabani imetosha Siku hizi hatuteketezi...shemeji....
Thanks nimelipenda neno.LA Leo LA kutukumbusha kuhus fung LA kum

Amen Shem [emoji120]

 

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Werrason
Natambua kuwepo wako

 

[Werrason]

[emoji1] Don't spend too much time on the bed [emoji6]. Only prostitutes can make money there.


Robert Mugabe [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Desire Dizaya]

Im sorry all kapukuz

 

[ZING SOKONI]

Asanteni kwa ushirikiano.
Nimefanikiwa

 

[ZING SOKONI]

Im sorry all kapukuz

Shida nini mkuu.

 

[Desire Dizaya]

Shida nini mkuu.

Nlilisusa jukwaa mda mrefu

 

[Jimena]

Kama ishapost-wa I'm sorry

ROBERT MUGABE'S LATEST QUOTES

1) "Some women's legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading".
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, 2016

2) "It's hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire".
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, 2016

3) "If you are ugly; you are ugly - stop talking about inner beauty because we don't walk around with X-rays".
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, 2016

4) "Dear sister, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining. You are not an umbrella".
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, 2016

5) "Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, 2016

6) "Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face".
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, 2016

7) "It's better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't even drill it herself.
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, 2016

8) "Some of you girls can't even jog
for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade".
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, 2016

9) "If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, April 2016

10) "God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker".
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, March 2016

11) "If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public."
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, January 2016

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] But this time he hits the jackpot...

12) "Swimming pool is much more useful than the Liverpool football club".
[emoji818]Robert Mugabe, May 20th, 2016

Sio kwa kumuonea huko jamani[emoji134] [emoji134] [emoji134]

 

[ZING SOKONI]

Nlilisusa jukwaa mda mrefu

Usijali aggyjay,tulikumis sana.
Karibu tena.

 

[Jimena]

 

[Jimena]

Mmmhhh... Hapo sina comment

Huyu baba wa watu wanamuonea sana jamani[emoji134] [emoji134]

 

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Email.or TELEGRAM.

naona amaizing ashamaliza kila kitu hapo ila kwa TELEGRAM huna budi kutuma file moja moja

 

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naona amaizing ashamaliza kila kitu hapo ila kwa TELEGRAM huna budi kutuma file moja moja

Nimefanikiwa kwa EMAIL mkuu.
Asante

 

[Jimena]