Tucheke kidogo......
Bae: baby Do you speak Italian?
Me: of course I do.
Bae: ok talk to me in Italian please!!!
Me: francesco totti ancelotti del piero Maldini di natale.
Bae: awww what does that mean?
Me: you will always be in my heart.
Bae: awwww you too.
Me: balotelli
Bae: what's that?
Me: I love you