Majibu ya mkato

[Samwel0759]

Stupid Answers for Stupid
Questions: 1. Someone calls you at 2
am in the night and
ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans. 2. You're making out with a
girl then you start pulling
her pants then she asks;
what are you
trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you 3. They see you coming out
of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a
bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet
bowl 4. You standing right in
front of the elevator
on the ground floor going
to your office, yet
they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come
down and get me! 5. Your boyfriend comes
home with a bunch
of flowers and you still asks
him; ''are those
flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots! 6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy
tickets, a friend see's you
and ask; ''what are
you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees! 7. When people see you
lying down with your
eyes closed, they still ask;
''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to
die. 8. You went to a restaurant
n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I
get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on
the floor. A big laugh makes u send to another
person to laugh too ENJOY YA DAY AND STOP
RETORICAL QUESTIONS
LOV YA ALL

 

[Vmark.]

Ooouuups! U real made my day pal!

 

[mpimbi]

hahahahahaha that was awesome u made me laugh

 

[prince salmin]

good post?!

 

[Mshana Jr]

Ok ok ok....!

 

[Ms Chuchu 5]

Mm ni santa kayumba...msaada p,se ili niweze kucheka...!!

 

[The Hunter]

Yeaaaa! Make me laugh buddy!

 

[mwana uk]

Yeah men sure!

 

[TARABANEY]

:wink2:Am ver happy 4 sure,u add somthng in my mind...pple ar boring

 

[cuchi]

Hahahaha kuna watu wanapenda kuuliza majibu

 

[Tuyuku]

so awesome...u've made my day

 

[Black ma colour]

wow .
wot kind of da nice thread iz it.
iz awesome
u made ma day

 

[BASANORARE]

Mm ni santa kayumba...msaada p,se ili niweze kucheka...!!

njoo nikutekenye kwa style tofauti 6 na nimebobea kuhusu hilo

 

[Martha mtinangi]

Network search.........

 

[Yazoo]

very interesting, big up!

 

[Dibwela]

Big up.

 

[Masuke]

Kuna moja niliona kwenye tv kabinti kanapack nguo, dada mmoja akakauliza are you packing? Kenyewe kakamjibu no am cooking.

 

[salum mabura]

Mtu umemuaga unaenda safari halafu ww unaondoka!
Ukirudi unakutana nae tena anakuuliza vipi kusharudi?
Unamjibu hapana nipo njiani naenda!
Yeye anakutukana!

 

[Shum's qeen]

Eti mtu anaona kbs umekonda halafu anaanz kujisemesha et ckuhiz umekonda,alaf unamjb kwsbb cjanenepa.et ananuna!

 

[Shum's qeen]

Oh pole san wangu ila c mby uktaft kamusi ya ksw na kingrz @ms chuchu