Madhara ya wanaume watulivu

mimisa said:

ingepaswa kuitwa..mbwa mwitu ndani ya ngozi ya kondoo

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MAHEPE said:

Mke wa Frankhuwa anajivunia mume wake kuwa ni mtulivu. Hashindi Bar na si msaliti wandoa. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner.

Siku moja mkeweakamuhurumia. Akajiuliza 'Mtu gani asiyependa starehe hata kidogo? Akamlazimisha outing,Frank akagoma. Hajatulia mara taxi ikafika, kumbe Mkewe alikuwaalishamwita. Gari vuuuuuu ikafunga breki ROZANA NIGHT CLUB.

Walipofika mlangoni tu,mlinzi akaita, “Mambo Frank!”. Frank akajibu “Poa”. “Nilidhani huwa huji club,inakuwaje mlinzi anakufahamu?” Mke akauliza

Frank akajibu “Yulemgambo, mchana analinda ofisini kwetu, usiku anapiga part time hapa”.

Wakachagua meza. Ilekukaa tu tayari mhudumu ameshaleta castle lager. Akamuuliza 'Mama anakunywanini? Mhudumu alipoondoka mama akauliza, “Amejuaje unakunywa Castle kama hakufahamu?”Wakati Frank anajikanyaga aanze vipi kujitetea, mhudumu wa vyumba akawa amefikana kuuliza, “Mkuu kama kawaida nimekuandalia namba tano, nendeni tu vinywaji
nitawaletea huko huko”

Kufikia hapo mama akawahana simile tena. Akanyanyuka akitukana kama chizi. Akatoka nje mbio na kuingiakatika taxi iliyokuwepo pale. Wakati anapatana bei na dereva, Frank nayeakaingia. Mama akaporomosha matusi kibao na kilio juu.

Alipovuta kamasi nakupiga kwikwi akamsikia dereve anasema, “Duh! Eeee bwana Frank! Huyu malayauliyeokota leo balaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

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