madame b.........i told you!

[Madame B]

Unapigia jibu mstari mpenzi!!
Alafu ntaingia bungeni soon,kwani wewe hupendi kutembelea bungeni alafu mh spika akalitaja jina lako kwamba mgeni/mke wa mh CHAI asimame??

...............
Niache nipumue na Mh: Ben Saanane wangu.
Ubunge huooooooooooooo.........!!!!!!!!!
Utasubiri sana Meli Airport.

 

[Madame B]

No.3??????????

Yes of Course.

 

[Inside10]

Unafahamu stori ya fisi na mkono wa mwanamke? Alifuata nyuma weeeeeeee akidhani utadondoka....---

mwishowee haukundoka!?Ndio kusema madame B hawezi dondoka kwa mnyamwezi mie!

 

[stevoh]

Labeca mpenzi Zion Daughter------wambaje?

nini eti???

 

[stevoh]

Mind your own business!
Hivi hujui mi na Zion Daughter..........
Kopi aione Paloma ......mwambie mmeo aache kumkuwadia stevoh

maana yake tafadhali naomba ufafanuzi tafadhali....

 

[stevoh]

Halafu wewe mbona unataka kuniharibia kwa stevoh?!Wewe hujui kupenda bana..sikuwezi

uuh afadhali nipumue maana wambea wengiii mpaka kero na mibabu mingine sijui inatokea wapi kuja kung'ang'ania vya watu.

 

[Bishanga]

Mapene mkuu.
Yani uchumi ulisheki kidogo,si unajua demu mwenyewe pesa mbele sound nyuma?ila nsharekebisha tayari,maana ata gari nshabadilisha,sasa hivi na drive RANGE ROVER EVOQUE!
Alafu kama tutaludiana nae basi ataendesha freelander2 soon!

CHAI CHUNGU sifa kuu ya mwanaume ni kuhonga,gangamara mwanawane....wewe ndo kigoma mwisho wa reli Madame B atazunguka weeeeeee mwisho ataishia kwa CHAI CHUNGU.........kopi! gfsonwin, Mwali na Mamndenyi.....mwambieni shostinyo atlizane kwa CHAI CHUNGU kafika.

 

[Bishanga]

Halafu wewe mbona unataka kuniharibia kwa stevoh?!Wewe hujui kupenda bana..sikuwezi

Zion Daughter unalinganisha manyunyu na gharika? uzee dawa!

 

[Bishanga]

Ukitaka nirudiane na wewe fanya yafuatayo:
1. Nifungulie Unisex Saloon na Duka la Jumla.
2. Kaniletee mbwa wa kijerumani.
3. Leta ATM kadi yako iwe inakaa kwenye pochi langu la kazini.

Hapoi ndio kidogo nitakufikiria.

aione kiplagati26 na Ben Saanane

 

[Bishanga]

Nimempata............ na muda huu nafanya utaratibu wa kwenda Oysterbay Police,.........leo lazima akawe chakula cha Mbu.



Sio Umbea, ananipa taarifa,
Wewe ndio mbaya.
Na mwaka huu ukiisha hatujakusuta............. katambike kwenu Bukoba.

Madame B ngoja nikupe song:
mapenzi ni kikohozi,
hayawezi kufichika,
hata ukiwa kitandani,
utasikia ko ko ko.....
sos: nyimbo za vidudu in the 60's

 

[Bishanga]

Namshangaa , ilhali nimemuona Shark kaongozana na Paloma wanaingia Kavukavu guest house yeye amelala tu...

kopi aione sosoliso.......imekula kwako mkuu

 

[Bishanga]

Wewe CHAI CHUNGU, kwani bado unanitaka?
funguka.

kusoma hujui hata kuangalia picha?

 

[Bishanga]

mwishowee haukundoka!?Ndio kusema madame B hawezi dondoka kwa mnyamwezi mie!

mkuu Remote una hela?

 

[Bishanga]

maana yake tafadhali naomba ufafanuzi tafadhali....

relax stevoh bishanga bunduki haina risasi!

 

[Paloma]

Umeshapima dieniei? Hahahaaa

Mamndenyi nna raha kuna mtu nilimfahamia cc nimemtundika mimba,chezeiya bishanga wewe,shoka moja mbuyu chini.

 

[Paloma]

Anayajua sana na ndo hivyo tena...

Ungejua tabia na matendo ya Paloma sosoliso wala usingejishaua hivo.

 

[Paloma]

Baba V i think i love my ozbend sosoliso

kopi aione sosoliso.......imekula kwako mkuu

 

[Bishanga]

Umeshapima dieniei? Hahahaaa

DNA ya nini,kucha kwenye ukoo wetu huwa hazipotei.

 

[Bishanga]

Anayajua sana na ndo hivyo tena...

Umemlisha limbwata? Maskini sosoliso hajijui hajitambui......na dedicate hii nyimbo kwa sosoliso:
Babu jinga inama ufikiri,
Mali yako inaliwa,
Mali yako inaliwa,
Sos: mdundiko

 

[Bishanga]

Baba V i think i love my ozbend sosoliso

You 'think' you love your hubby... sosoliso changanya na za kwako......usijesema i did not warn you.....mwenzio Paloma hakupendi ila 'anafikiri' anakupenda.