Kama ishawekwa hapa jukwaani,tuvumiliane.... A female CNN reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Sir, do you have any idea what might be the cause of this strange disease?" "Sure. U c, we rear our cows on zero grazing. Thus their movements r restricted to zero. Furthermore, bulls only screw the cows once a year?" "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cows?" "Well, we milk the cows twice a day n in some, thrice daily" "That's interesting, but, what's the point sir?" "Lady, yaonekana we ni mgumu sana kuelewa.. The point is this, if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad too?"