Life expirience !!!

[Jewel]

SIMPLE TRUTH No. 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



SIMPLE TRUTH No. 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated”

 

[Kyakya]

I like this

 

[mwantui]

nzuri...

 

[derlevi2005]

Unatisha kwa hii experience!! Uko juu.

 

[chapaa]

Sasa tumbo na penis wapi na wapi?
ujauzito unatokana na ushirikiano wa dick na pussy
i disagree with your truth no 2
pongezi ilistahili dick and pussy!!

 

[Fredyse]

Duh!?!nmeipenda hyo....

 

[Mwendabure]

Nimeipenda japo kizungu kimenifanya nisome nikiwa karibu na feni... lol!

 

[mgodi]

Nimezipenda mkubwa.

 

[AMINATA 9]

namba mbili mi hoi hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaloh!

 

[Optimistic Soul]

SIMPLE TRUTH No. 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



SIMPLE TRUTH No. 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated"

hahahaa for number 2, people are not sure of the father so they do not know which penis should be appreciated for its hard work

 

[mchemsho]

SIMPLE TRUTH No. 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



SIMPLE TRUTH No. 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated”

Aaah.! Hah hah , touch a what?? Pen's..mmh

 

[mchemsho]

Sasa tumbo na penis wapi na wapi?
ujauzito unatokana na ushirikiano wa dick na pussy
i disagree with your truth no 2
pongezi ilistahili dick and pussy!!

Mods plz.! Wake up.!

 

[ARV]

Ha ha haaaaaa,they are not sure which penis made that stomach. Ha ha haaa,hii kali kweli.

Optimistic Soul;hahahaa for number 2, people are not sure of the father so they do not know which penis should be appreciated for its hard work

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Yap !!!