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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kashaijabutege, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Kashaijabutege

    Kashaijabutege JF-Expert Member

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    When a lay person gives an orange to a friend he/she would say:

    “Have an orange”.

    However, the lawyer (learned person) would say:

    “I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, title, claim and advantage or and in the said orange together with its rind, juice, pulp and pits and all rights and advantages therein with full power to bit, cut and suck and otherwise eat the same notwithstanding….”
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    Lawyers kwa kucomplicate..!
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    na ndiyo maana wao ndicho chanzo cha ufisadi
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    umenkumbush mbali kweli...