Kwa wasio oa wala kuolewa.

kisilo · Nov 4, 2012

Swts said:
1.Ukiwa single raha sana huwezi kufulia..!!

2.Unaweza kumput any1 under ur controll, with No Strings Attached!

3.Waweza kula bata utakavyotaka,ukalala popote.

Weare 2gather ma broooooooooooooo.mia.

kisilo · Nov 4, 2012

Swts said:
1.Ukiwa single raha sana huwezi kufulia..!!

2.Unaweza kumput any1 under ur controll, with No Strings Attached!

3.Waweza kula bata utakavyotaka,ukalala popote.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. weare 2gather.

lara 1 · Nov 4, 2012

kisilo said:
Atajuaje ikikutosha raha yazawadi mpeane mkono wa asante. au unaonaje?

Mambo siku hizi rahisi zaidi kuna SIZE za nguo.

Size USA 8, UK 10(Ikiwa Victoria Secrets Lingerie, Light Pink, Nitampa honour ya kuivua!!! lol!) China 38!!!!!!!!! Asante itategemea na Ubora wa hiyo zawadi!!!!!!!

kisilo · Nov 4, 2012

lara 1 said:
Mambo siku hizi rahisi zaidi kuna SIZE za nguo.

Size USA 8, UK 10(Ikiwa Victoria Secrets Lingerie, Light Pink, Nitampa honour ya kuivua!!! lol!) China 38!!!!!!!!! Asante itategemea na Ubora wa hiyo zawadi!!!!!!!

Mkono wa asante mtapeanaje??jitahidi uni pm ili mikono ishikane weweeeeeee.

lara 1 · Nov 4, 2012

kisilo said:
Mkono wa asante mtapeanaje??jitahidi uni pm ili mikono ishikane weweeeeeee.

Mpaka acomfirm ni Victorias Secrets!!!!!!!!!! Chezea kitu imevalia na Kate Moss Run way!!!!! Akicomfirm si pm wala nini, naja mwenyewe mwenye kuchukua mzima mzima

CharmingLady · Nov 4, 2012

Father of All said:
Kisilo hujaweka ushihidi wa kiutafiti zaidi ya mawazo yako. Naona kama unajiridhisha kuwa unayafurahia hayo mateso. Nijuavyo mtu pweke ni uvundo hata uvundo huo auite manukato na uturi. Maisha single ni zahama ingawa tunayapigia upatu. I am trying to imagine jibaba la miaka zaidi ya 30 linaishi kisela ua jimama la umri huo likiitwa nunga. Hakuna anayeweza kufaidi hali hii otherwise awe mtoto si riziki.

heshima yako mzee
una busara sana babangu! ubarikiwe sana. . .

The Father of All · Nov 4, 2012

Kisilo ushauri wangu ni kwamba fuateni maadili hata kama mnayaona ya kizamani. Leo hii kwa mfano nchi zinazojiita zimeendelea zinahangaishwa na kuvunjika kwa familia na ndoa. Wanatamani wangekuwa na mila kama zetu. Hivyo kuweni na ambitions za kuishi maisha yanayokubalika kiutamaduni wako. Ukifika umri nenda jando au unyago soma then oa au olewa kuepuka kuishi kwa kumeza vidonge vya usingizi na madawa ya kupunguza mawazo.

MadameX · Nov 4, 2012

Hiyo # 5 mmmmh siafikiani nayoo....People will not leave you alone!

Kongosho · Nov 4, 2012

hivi kuna siku unajikuta hauko answerable kwa yeyote whether umeoa, olewa ama lah?!

Mentor · Nov 4, 2012

Swts mh...

Swts · Nov 4, 2012

Mentor said:
Swts mh...

WaAaT tEnA Mentor?

Mentor · Nov 4, 2012

Swts said:
WaAaT tEnA Mentor?

nlikua na mpango wa kukuPM mtoko ila ninapatwa wasiwasi...

Ukwaju · Nov 4, 2012

hasara za kuwa Single

Kila ukilala dushelelee / kinu ni lazima kishtuke na hasa alfajiri.

Lazima ulale chali na kuhesabu dari ili kuuvuta usingizi

Paka wa jirani wakikweana nje au chumba cha pili lazima ukapige chabo

Lazima upende Mume / mke wa mtu

Hautampenda Single mwenzako kwa sababu unataka vya kunyonga

Utachagua kila anayekatiza kwa kusoma plate No.

Ukimpata Boss / Madam lazima utamuwekea wivu asirudi kwa Wife / Husb wake

ukiugua hutapata matunzo,dawa au kugeuzwa kitandani sio lazima AIDS hata kuhara

Ukifungwa jela kwa kung'ang'ania Mume / mke wa mtu hutatembelewa na mtu na huko....

utakosa wakukulilia ukifa au Warithi wa jina au kukuita BABA /MAMA utakosa

Tukikupeleka kwenye jeneza huwa tunashindilia GUNZI ili kukutambulisha hukuongeza ..

NYUMBA YA MGUMBA HUWA HAINA MATANGA hata nguo ya ndani haigawiwi

Nasikia hata huko tuendako mtaulizwa mlifanya kipi ili kuujaza ulimwengu????????????

Christine_1 · Nov 4, 2012

kisilo said:
The Boss,ndio mana nimesema ukishindwa oa.lkn kudo bila ndoa noma kwa GOD.

Kwan kuoa ndo nn!ndo wanaongoza kwa kuto.mb..a nje,ss hapo amekwepa dhambi gani

King’asti · Nov 4, 2012

Hiyo namba 7 si kweli. Ukiwa single kama ni mwanaume hakuna married man anakutaka karibu nae wala ummeet wife wake. Same for ladies, ukiwa single na kaumri kamesogea unaonekana mwizi mwizi tu hata ujiweke vipi,lol

Kichancheda · Nov 4, 2012

lara 1 said:
Kwangu faida kubwa za kutoolew ni zifuatazo!!!!!!!

1.Kula vya bure vya wale wabishi hata uwaambie una mtu mara 200 wanaamini wananafasi tuuu, hadi ukivikwa pete ndo wanakubali GAME OVER!!!!!!!
2. Rahisi sana kupata msaada haswaa kazini, kutoka kwa watu wenye hidden agenda!!!!!!!!
3. Life is full of oppoetunities and promises, unaweza hata kuibua mume waziri atiiii!!! (Never say never!!!!!) Ila ukiolewa GAME OVER kama umepata umepata kama umepatikana umepatikana.
4. You control your life, hata ukiamka vibaya unaweza kutikia Dubai au Mascat Kimaisha na hudaiwi na mtu.

Hadi lini?

kazikubwa · Nov 4, 2012

Kachoka mwili hadi akili

lara 1 · Nov 4, 2012

Kichancheda said:
Hadi lini?

Hadi ishindikane kuendele na hili zoezi!!!!!

HIMARS · Nov 4, 2012

Unajua kuoa kuna sababisha usitende dhambi ile ya Amri ya Sita.

Kama hujaoa basi usifanye wala kufikiria.

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lara 1 · Nov 4, 2012

Ukwaju said:
hasara za kuwa Single

Kila ukilala dushelelee / kinu ni lazima kishtuke na hasa alfajiri.

Lazima ulale chali na kuhesabu dari ili kuuvuta usingizi

Paka wa jirani wakikweana nje au chumba cha pili lazima ukapige chabo

Lazima upende Mume / mke wa mtu

Hautampenda Single mwenzako kwa sababu unataka vya kunyonga

Utachagua kila anayekatiza kwa kusoma plate No.

Ukimpata Boss / Madam lazima utamuwekea wivu asirudi kwa Wife / Husb wake

ukiugua hutapata matunzo,dawa au kugeuzwa kitandani sio lazima AIDS hata kuhara

Ukifungwa jela kwa kung'ang'ania Mume / mke wa mtu hutatembelewa na mtu na huko....

utakosa wakukulilia ukifa au Warithi wa jina au kukuita BABA /MAMA utakosa

Tukikupeleka kwenye jeneza huwa tunashindilia GUNZI ili kukutambulisha hukuongeza ..

NYUMBA YA MGUMBA HUWA HAINA MATANGA hata nguo ya ndani haigawiwi

Nasikia hata huko tuendako mtaulizwa mlifanya kipi ili kuujaza ulimwengu????????????

Hahahaaaaaaaa! Umetumwa na PASTOR nini uje utoe ushuhuda wa kututishia MA SENIOR BACHELOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ushuhuda wako watishaaa kweli kweli ila HAUTISHI KAMA KUWA SINGLE BAADA YA DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wengine hatuolewi kwa kuchagua sana kuogopa kurudi in a similar position ila in different status!!

Kwa wasio oa wala kuolewa.

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