Kwa wanaume wa Jf tu

Dark City said:
Msomome figganigga halafu utupe jibu....

kuna limits za kujilengesha bwana,siyo hadi level ya kujianika mtupu bila manyoya kama katoto ka tumbiri...lol!
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babu mbona unataka kunifanya nibishe? Mie sijabisha, nimeshukuru kwa elimu tuuu. Mie nilifundishwaga kuwa hakuna free lunch, unachoona ni tip of the icenerg. Ukiparamia wafwa!
 
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King'asti said:
babu mbona unataka kunifanya nibishe? Mie sijabisha, nimeshukuru kwa elimu tuuu. Mie nilifundishwaga kuwa hakuna free lunch, unachoona ni tip of the icenerg. Ukiparamia wafwa!
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Ningekutakia asubuhi njema ya kesho na kukupa baraka za Babu ila ulishanidokeza kuwa unaugulia maumivu!

Tuko pamoja ingawa unasota alone!
 
As I always lock my palace, I will ask myself self if is areal lady or something else...what next...
dress her and ask what she is doing in my room, probably take her to a psychiatric clinics
 
Boflo said:
u just came back 4rm work/school,openin d door 2 ur room u found a beautiful nd sexy lady lyin on ur bed NAKED! wat wil u do?
-shout
-fu*ck her
-faint
-run away
-run 2 ur pastor/sheikh
-others specify
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Nitahisi nimetegwa maana hii si kitu ya kawaida, so nitamtimua fasta na bakora!
 
Hiyo is ishara nzuri......aisee nitatoka nje na kuchunguza kwanza ni kipi kinajiri.......
 
Dark City said:
Ningekutakia asubuhi njema ya kesho na kukupa baraka za Babu ila ulishanidokeza kuwa unaugulia maumivu!

Tuko pamoja ingawa unasota alone!
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hahaha, hiyo sentenso ya mwisho imetulia. Umenikumbusha dark city slogan 'here here togeza we stand, alone i live'
mie nikutakie baraka na fanaka kwa juma lijalo. Mshahara ukutoshe wewe, bibi na wajukuuzo.
 
I will ask her very calmly, who is she, where does she come from and what is she doing in my room.
 
kama ni yule ninaye mfukuzia!! Navua na mie... Kwa wale waoga wamwangalie wapige nyeto...
 
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this is a challenge!!!! lingekuwa paper...... wengi humu wangepata supplementary za kutosha!!!! mi nigemrudisha bafuni akaendelee kuoga!!! labda alirudia towel!!
 
Asnam said:
hahahaha ntabakwa,wameandika wanaume wa jf tu!!!!! mi nikakosea kupita hapa loh
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Hamna kitu kama hicho, just feel @ home, hujasoma comment za makamanda, hakuna aliyesema atakula mzigo.
 
Boflo ooooo oo tuulize basi na sieee jamani!

Tunatamani hyo fursa...

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