Kwa Wajaluo Wooteeee!!!

[VUVUZELA]

Jaluo drives into a service station in his sleek state of the art Range Rover (Sports) car
"Omera adwaro petrol mar super full tank?"
Attendant: "I only speak English!"
JALUO: "No problem. Sir, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill my portable majestic britis automobbile's fuel tank yawa!!!!!

 

[VUVUZELA]

Nerd!!

 

[serio]

stars during day

 

[Vin Diesel]

hahahaha....

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

kazi kweli kweli

 

[e2themiza]

huh? Wtf did u just say? Hahahaha hii umeua

 

[uporoto01]

Another Mjaluo said 'are you insinuating that am intoxicated' ? in simple english 'are you saying am drunk' ? hahaha!

 

[Kabakabana]

mimi mwenyewe sijaelewa?iko ni kidhungu au kifaransa?

 

[Mwakalinga Bujo]

Haaa haaa haaaaa

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

Hii kwisa malisa mbavu sangu.

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

Jaluo are proudish banaaa

 

[fundiaminy]

Ikaelekea hivi tena


Attendant: "YAWA?"
Jaluo: "Do you have a problem
Sir? I thought you said you spoke
only English?"
Attendant: "English? That is not
English!"
JALUO: " My dear Sir, are you
veritably attempting to insinuate
that you do not even recognise
the language which you allege to
be your singular means of
communication?"


JALUO YAWA. SO COMPLICATED
BUT YOU DON'T SAY!

 

[VUVUZELA]

Ikaelekea hivi tena


Attendant: "YAWA?"
Jaluo: "Do you have a problem
Sir? I thought you said you spoke
only English?"
Attendant: "English? That is not
English!"
JALUO: " My dear Sir, are you
veritably attempting to insinuate
that you do not even recognise
the language which you allege to
be your singular means of
communication?"


JALUO YAWA. SO COMPLICATED
BUT YOU DON'T SAY!

Wewe ndio unawajua

 

[Zimba]

Jaluo ni noumerii!

 

[Jaguar]

Hivi kumbe ukistaajabu ya mhaya utaona ya mjaluo,duh!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Jaluo are proudish banaaa

Jaluo ashinda Mhaya

 

[VUVUZELA]

Jaluo ashinda Mhaya

Shssssssssss....pres. Obama atawasikia jamani

 

[OME123]

mimi mwenyewe mjaluo,kiswahili tu ndo hatukijui vizuri

 

[VUVUZELA]

mimi mwenyewe mjaluo,kiswahili tu ndo hatukijui vizuri

yawaaaa

 

[kapiki]

Kamongo inasinda nyama. Nyama na maharange inatoka droo.