Kwa Wajaluo Wooteeee!!!

VUVUZELA

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Jun 19, 2010
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Jaluo drives into a service station in his sleek state of the art Range Rover (Sports) car
"Omera adwaro petrol mar super full tank?"
Attendant: "I only speak English!"
JALUO: "No problem. Sir, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill my portable majestic britis automobbile's fuel tank yawa!!!!!
 

uporoto01

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May 23, 2008
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Another Mjaluo said 'are you insinuating that am intoxicated' ? in simple english 'are you saying am drunk' ? hahaha!
 

fundiaminy

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Ikaelekea hivi tena


Attendant: "YAWA?"
Jaluo: "Do you have a problem
Sir? I thought you said you spoke
only English?"
Attendant: "English? That is not
English!"
JALUO: " My dear Sir, are you
veritably attempting to insinuate
that you do not even recognise
the language which you allege to
be your singular means of
communication?"


JALUO YAWA. SO COMPLICATED
BUT YOU DON'T SAY!
 

VUVUZELA

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Jun 19, 2010
3,103
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Ikaelekea hivi tena


Attendant: "YAWA?"
Jaluo: "Do you have a problem
Sir? I thought you said you spoke
only English?"
Attendant: "English? That is not
English!"
JALUO: " My dear Sir, are you
veritably attempting to insinuate
that you do not even recognise
the language which you allege to
be your singular means of
communication?"


JALUO YAWA. SO COMPLICATED
BUT YOU DON'T SAY!
Wewe ndio unawajua
 

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