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Nyela kamwene!
Jamani hili songi linanikumbusha enzi hizo tunazamia harusi mitaa ya mafinga!
"iligimilo ulunyengo...udado unyoko..kangalage ulimage,ulalya kumwaka!
Hebu tukumbushane songi nyingine jamani!i miss home!
 
Akwafuka mnyalukwale afwa pe kidomite! Ha ha!
 
Judgement said:
Na Msuba kwao mboga pia!
Wakati pande za huku ni crop trade!
Tunasomeshea watoto.
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Heri yetu tunaofanya msuba mboga nyie pamoja ya kuwa trade crop na pia huwa mnaitumia as a substitute ya sigara!
 
Kongosho said:
Nyie akina Kamwene, mnataka niwape ugali na idogi?
Mnadhani raha mnavyoumua maandazi kwa ulanzi?
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Kongosho hao ukiomba ugali watakuambia hatuna [mahindi wametengeneza komoni]
ukiwaambia basi naomba maji ya kunywa watakuambia labda kalasi kapo,
ukiwaambia kuhusu nyama choma hapo utaletewa kk security...
ukiomba mboga ndio hatari zaidi watakuuliza ya malawi au ya tarime?
ukiomba kamba ya manila ufungie mizigo wanaweza anza kulia... maana watahisi unataka kujinanii
 
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kumbe na wewe unajua kuwa wanatumia ule mnafu Mkuu?

Wakiuwekea na karanga watoto under 14 hawalewi.

Afu watoto under 2 wananyweshwa maji ya miti ili walale mama zao wapate muda wa kulima.

 
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Kongosho said:
kumbe na wewe unajua kuwa wanatumia ule mnafu Mkuu?

Wakiuwekea na karanga watoto under 14 hawalewi.

Afu watoto under 2 wananyweshwa maji ya miti ili walale mama zao wapate muda wa kulima.
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Hahahahahaaa! Yale maji ya miti ndo Ulanzi - pombe yao kuu. Jambo plastics watakuwa wameuza sana yale makopo ya lita moja kule maana kwa mtu unaweza ukakosa kijiko ila sio lile kopo.
 
Kongosho said:
kumbe na wewe unajua kuwa wanatumia ule mnafu Mkuu?

Wakiuwekea na karanga watoto under 14 hawalewi.

Afu watoto under 2 wananyweshwa maji ya miti ili walale mama zao wapate muda wa kulima.
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hao ndio wahehe..... umkute analalamika... unaweza jikuta unamuachia huru hata kama una ushahidi woote kuwa katenda kosa!!
 
Kongosho, Mmwaminifu na Smiling Saint hamna lolote mnatuonea wivu tu. maana kwa wahehe hakuna njaa mambo yote utayapata, komoni, ulanzi, kk security (dogi) mnafu vyote vipo mshindwe wenyewe. karibuni.
 
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Jeji said:
Kongosho, Mmwaminifu na Smiling Saint hamna lolote mnatuonea wivu tu.
maana kwa wahehe hakuna njaa mambo yote utayapata, komoni, ulanzi, kk security (dogi)
mnafu vyote vipo mshindwe wenyewe. karibuni.
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Mh!! Jeji tuwaonee wivu?? yaani una bahati mie sio mod.... ningekulima ban hivihivi..... lol..... by the way... sis tuna samaki, ng'ombe na mazao kibawa!! nyie nasubiri siku nisikie mnasafirisha vi-pelee vya mto ruaha kwenda nje..... uuuuuuwi
 
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Jeji said:
Kongosho, Mmwaminifu na Smiling Saint hamna lolote mnatuonea wivu tu. maana kwa wahehe hakuna njaa mambo yote utayapata, komoni, ulanzi, kk security (dogi) mnafu vyote vipo mshindwe wenyewe. karibuni.
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Hamna njaa? Wakati Isimani walipata njaa hadi wakaomba msaada wakapewa mahindi wakaomba na mboga (hope kk security were in strike) wakapelekewa njegele.
 
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Na mabinti wao sasa ukiwatomgoza majibu nayapenda
'Ukiniona nauma majani ujue nimekubali, niangusage tu, sambi sako mwenyewe' Kwa lafudhi ya kihehe lol
 
Smiling Saint said:
Mh!! Jeji tuwaonee wivu?? yaani una bahati mie sio mod.... ningekulima ban hivihivi..... lol..... by the way... sis tuna samaki, ng'ombe na mazao kibawa!! nyie nasubiri siku nisikie mnasafirisha vi-pelee vya mto ruaha kwenda nje..... uuuuuuwi
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yaani Smiling Saint ungenilima ban ningekutwanga na debe 2 za ulanzi.
 
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