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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE:


    1.
    The nice men are ugly.

    2. The handsome men are not nice.

    3.
    The handsome and nice men are gay.

    4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

    5.
    The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

    6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

    7.
    The handsome men without money are after our money..

    8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

    9.
    The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

    10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE
    FIRST MOVE!!!!

    11.
    The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

    NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

    "
    Men are like a fine wine.
    They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them
    and keep them in the dark until they mature into something
    you'd like to have dinner with
    ."

    SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT



    Source = Yahoo Friends

     
  2. Samawati

    Samawati Member

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    imetulia sana
     
  3. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    hakuna mtu mbaya ni roho tu...!
     
  4. k

    kasupuu New Member

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    Some of us r single because we choose it. We r beautiful, have money but we just dont want men in our lives.
     
  5. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

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    Kaazi mnayooooooo!!!
     
  6. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    yes yes yes
     
  7. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    That means also you choose not to have babies,congratulations!
     
  8. kibhopile

    kibhopile JF-Expert Member

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    too egotistical
     
  9. Mfikiri

    Mfikiri JF-Expert Member

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    :confused2::confused2::confused2:..........
     
  10. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmmm! Really? but also some are single because they are ireversibly incompartible, they think they were wrongly born females, wants always to be heads over men directing orders to them and receiving none from them. Unfortunately the money factor when falls onto their favor they become more corrupted in perceptions and whishes theynwere shemales and rule the world. Top always and not down in wishes, wanting to marry and not being married. SHangingi often is a street a.k.a. I have seen many, they want it but only when they are thirst; they dump you away after using you immediately kama bua la muwa.
     
  11. Mtende

    Mtende JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenda
     
  12. Mtende

    Mtende JF-Expert Member

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    ur very wrong,ur life is how u choose,so smetimes uamuzi na uchaguzi wa mtu either to be single or married
     
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