Kwa kauli kama hizi, bado tuna safari ndefu!

[Freyzem]

ALIVYOSEMA
"Nawashukuru sana kwa kunichagua lakini pia kwa kunipa wabunge wa CCM, mngechagua wale wangine nisingeweza kufanya nao kazi. Mimi nikiwaambia watu walime wapate chakula, wao wangekuwa wanazunguka wanasema kuna njaa, nikipiga vita dawa za kulevya, wao wangekuwa wanawachukua wale wahusika na kuwaambia njooni kwetu" - Dkt. John Pombe Magufuli, Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania.

 

[themanhimself176]

yan uyo mzee uyoo nadhan kuna watu wamedukua akili yake mana sio bure

 

[Freyzem]

yan uyo mzee uyoo nadhan kuna watu wamedukua akili yake mana sio bure

Hizi kauli zinalenga kuligawa taifa!
Bado kidogo ataanza mambo ya kule anakotokea...

 

[Tulimumu]

yan uyo mzee uyoo nadhan kuna watu wamedukua akili yake mana sio bure

Kuna nati lazima zitakuwa zimelegea hapo utakuta pia shock up, bush na ball joint zote zimekufa. Hopeless!

 

[miss_blossom]

So sad kwakweli

 

[Mr. Bigman]

Kuna nati lazima zitakuwa zimelegea hapo utakuta pia shock up, bush na ball joint zote zimekufa. Hopeless!

Usisahau steering damper nayo kwishney ana oscillate critically

 

[BAK]

Akili zake ndipo zillipoishia hapo. Halafu eti kuna watu wanathubutu kumfananisha huyu na Baba wa Taifa! TWAFAA!

ALIVYOSEMA
"Nawashukuru sana kwa kunichagua lakini pia kwa kunipa wabunge wa CCM, mngechagua wale wangine nisingeweza kufanya nao kazi. Mimi nikiwaambia watu walime wapate chakula, wao wangekuwa wanazunguka wanasema kuna njaa, nikipiga vita dawa za kulevya, wao wangekuwa wanawachukua wale wahusika na kuwaambia njooni kwetu" - Dkt. John Pombe Magufuli, Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania.

 

[Salary Slip]

Wakati anawapigia kampeni hawakujua kuwa alikuwa anatumia kama kweli ni mtumiaji?

 

[Manjagata]

My friends,, common sense is not common to everybody!

 

[Freyzem]

Akili zake ndipo zillipoishia hapo. Halafu eti kuna watu wanathubutu kumfananisha huyu na Baba wa Taifa! TWAFAA!

Mungu tuokoe...

 

[Blood of Jesus]

Ki ukweli huyu mtu amebahatika kuwa na very low IQ. MUNGU na atusaidie.

 

[successor]

Mr. roporopo, ana mdomo mchafu.

 

[Eugeen]

Kuna mtu na roboti, kuna kipindi anakuwa sio yeye nafikiri

 

[Diva Beyonce]

Kuna haja ya viongozi wetu kupimwa utimamu wao kichwani

 

[RUKUKU BOY]

ndo hivyo maana hawa kina magufuli na lowasa hawaeleweki

 

[RUKUKU BOY]

sa

Akili zake ndipo zillipoishia hapo. Halafu eti kuna watu wanathubutu kumfananisha huyu na Baba wa Taifa! TWAFAA!

fi saaaaaana imewaingia

 

[RUKUKU BOY]

Wakati anawapigia kampeni hawakujua kuwa alikuwa anatumia kama kweli ni mtumiaji?

safi sana imewaingia

 

[mdukuzi]

nahisi anavutapo

 

[macsick]

Kuna nati lazima zitakuwa zimelegea hapo utakuta pia shock up, bush na ball joint zote zimekufa. Hopeless!

 

[macsick]

Wakati anawapigia kampeni hawakujua kuwa alikuwa anatumia kama kweli ni mtumiaji?

Amewawezesha kuingia madarakani leo ndo anatumia, tutajuaje kama walimfundisha wao kwenye mikesha yao?