A PASTOR A pastor married an uneducated, jealous woman. One day the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overheard him praying in the living room, Thank you Lord for bringing mercy, joy and grace into my life. She ran quickly with a frying pan, whacked him on the head and said, I knew you were a player and a fake pastor! Youve just prayed for all your girlfriends, you think I didnt hear you! Who the hell are Mercy, Joy and Grace??? Have a beautiful day and may the Lord bring Mercy, Joy and Grace into your life.