Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume
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Hapana, wanaume wana mbinu, wanawake wana mitego 🤣🤣🤣
Hapana, wanaume wana mbinu, wanawake wana mitego 🤣🤣🤣Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume kuna baya lolote tumekutendea leo???
Nini mbaya na wanawake🙌🙌🙌🙌
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After you she come en go en live en nin na nin.copied ast year a certain lady approached me for a help. She humbly requested me to lend her 100k as a matter of urgency. At first I was reluctant since I was not social with her. She pleaded to an extent of crying. Haki nikopeshe. Ukiona nikikuomba usaindizi , iam desperate.
I considered her as my sister. Since I had no money at that time, I borrowed from KCB mpesa 120k.
Nikampatia 100k after she promised to refund within one month. "May God bless you" she told me as she cried extensively. Haki umenisaidia. Sijui ningefanya nini.
Its OK my sister. Go and sort your problems lakini usinikosee. You have witnessed ni kukopa nimekopa.
The lady kept on texting me." Haki ulinisaidia. Sitakukosea. Immediately I get my salary you will be the first one to be sorted. She would text me every week. This gave me hope .
Two days before the repayment day, her phone went off. I waited anxiously but the phone remained mteja.
On the day I was supposed to repay the loan, the lady was no where to be found. My instinct told me the lady had played foul to me.
I was unable to repay the loan prompting kcb to forward my name to CRB. As I write this, am a full member of crb. Since then I have never seen the lady or heard about her. However, things have taken a new dimension.
Yesterday, I received a text from unfamiliar number. " iam very sorry. Najua nimekukosea lakini sio kupenda kwangu.
Please, niambie vile tunaeza onana tuongee". I immediately knew it was the lady.
I called her and we arranged to meet today.
She came where I directed her. She was smartly dressed. I took her to a café and to add salt on my injury, nikamwambia aitishe kitakachomfurahisha.
As if she hadn't done anything wrong, aliitisha kuku na chipo + coke baridi.
Sasa niambie kuliendaje. I asked her after we ate. Mimi nimepitia shida mingi sana.
Kazi nilifutwa, nikafungiwa nyumba ikabidi niuze simu nilipe landlord ili anitolee vitu zangu.
Nilienda kwa rafiki yangu ambaye alinipea makao kabla nipate kazi. Ile kazi ninafanya sasa hivi ni ya kuuza nguo .
yaani hawker. She explained. Sasa hivi ata pesa yako sina lakini sijasahau.
I pitied her so much. "Don't worry. Hiyo nililipa. Ukipata utalipa." I cheated her. She stood up, hugged me , caressed me and kissed my cheek. "Oh thank you very much.
Nimekuwa nikikosa usingizi tangu ile story ya Ivy na kinuthia itokelezee. Sometimes I saw you with an axe in my dreams ready to harm me.
After much discussion, she requested me to go with her to where she has rented a house. With all my stupidity, l agreed.
She took a taxi and within no time tukafika kwake. I was excited, nikakosa maneno tulipofika nyumbani. She is living in a one bedroom house fully furnished.
" masoda, ma wine, manyama, makeki, ma fridge, ghaii.". Welcome. This is my house. I was unable to question how a hawker could afford such a lavish lifestyle . nikaingiza baridi.
She left me at the sitting room watching DJ afro as I enjoyed a glass of wine . akaenda kuoga. From the bathroom, alitoka na panti na bra pekee.
She sat opposite na akanza kujipaka mafuta. I tried very much to resist looking at her but all in vain.
Gerald, its very hot . ata wewe enda uoge. I took a cold shower and went back to my seat.. She came close to me naked as she was. " you are the best man I have ever met.
Ulinisaidia nikiwa na shida. Today , it's my turn to pay back. Anyway to cut long story short, elfu mia ni kama imepotea. Si mnisaidie
Welcome to Credit Reference Bureau (CRB) I'll make sure you repay the Ksh.120k plus interest of KCB and our fee, the Papuchi was for you lust only 😎 😎I was unable to repay the loan prompting kcb to forward my name to CRB
Tea bila sugar toka kwa Ruto.copied ast year a certain lady approached me for a help. She humbly requested me to lend her 100k as a matter of urgency. At first I was reluctant since I was not social with her. She pleaded to an extent of crying. Haki nikopeshe. Ukiona nikikuomba usaindizi , iam desperate.
I considered her as my sister. Since I had no money at that time, I borrowed from KCB mpesa 120k.
Nikampatia 100k after she promised to refund within one month. "May God bless you" she told me as she cried extensively. Haki umenisaidia. Sijui ningefanya nini.
Its OK my sister. Go and sort your problems lakini usinikosee. You have witnessed ni kukopa nimekopa.
The lady kept on texting me." Haki ulinisaidia. Sitakukosea. Immediately I get my salary you will be the first one to be sorted. She would text me every week. This gave me hope .
Two days before the repayment day, her phone went off. I waited anxiously but the phone remained mteja.
On the day I was supposed to repay the loan, the lady was no where to be found. My instinct told me the lady had played foul to me.
I was unable to repay the loan prompting kcb to forward my name to CRB. As I write this, am a full member of crb. Since then I have never seen the lady or heard about her. However, things have taken a new dimension.
Yesterday, I received a text from unfamiliar number. " iam very sorry. Najua nimekukosea lakini sio kupenda kwangu.
Please, niambie vile tunaeza onana tuongee". I immediately knew it was the lady.
I called her and we arranged to meet today.
She came where I directed her. She was smartly dressed. I took her to a café and to add salt on my injury, nikamwambia aitishe kitakachomfurahisha.
As if she hadn't done anything wrong, aliitisha kuku na chipo + coke baridi.
Sasa niambie kuliendaje. I asked her after we ate. Mimi nimepitia shida mingi sana.
Kazi nilifutwa, nikafungiwa nyumba ikabidi niuze simu nilipe landlord ili anitolee vitu zangu.
Nilienda kwa rafiki yangu ambaye alinipea makao kabla nipate kazi. Ile kazi ninafanya sasa hivi ni ya kuuza nguo .
yaani hawker. She explained. Sasa hivi ata pesa yako sina lakini sijasahau.
I pitied her so much. "Don't worry. Hiyo nililipa. Ukipata utalipa." I cheated her. She stood up, hugged me , caressed me and kissed my cheek. "Oh thank you very much.
Nimekuwa nikikosa usingizi tangu ile story ya Ivy na kinuthia itokelezee. Sometimes I saw you with an axe in my dreams ready to harm me.
After much discussion, she requested me to go with her to where she has rented a house. With all my stupidity, l agreed.
She took a taxi and within no time tukafika kwake. I was excited, nikakosa maneno tulipofika nyumbani. She is living in a one bedroom house fully furnished.
" masoda, ma wine, manyama, makeki, ma fridge, ghaii.". Welcome. This is my house. I was unable to question how a hawker could afford such a lavish lifestyle . nikaingiza baridi.
She left me at the sitting room watching DJ afro as I enjoyed a glass of wine . akaenda kuoga. From the bathroom, alitoka na panti na bra pekee.
She sat opposite na akanza kujipaka mafuta. I tried very much to resist looking at her but all in vain.
Gerald, its very hot . ata wewe enda uoge. I took a cold shower and went back to my seat.. She came close to me naked as she was. " you are the best man I have ever met.
Ulinisaidia nikiwa na shida. Today , it's my turn to pay back. Anyway to cut long story short, elfu mia ni kama imepotea. Si mnisaidie
Nani kasema kuwa nyeupe ni utakatifu na nyeusi ni ushetani? Je wewe ni mweupe au mweusi?Wanawake bhana daahhh..... sawa bwana. Ndio maana wanaume wa Kiislam wanavaa nguo nyeupe, they are holy. Na wanawake manguo meusi ya ibilisi
Mimi sio mtakatifu wala sio muovuNani kasema kuwa nyeupe ni utakatifu na nyeusi ni ushetani? Je wewe ni mweupe au mweusi?
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]After you she come en go en live en nin na nin.
Andika Kiswahil bro sa ndo nin ada zenyewe tumelipiwa kwa tabu sana.
Ulikula kwa starehe yako ndugu yangu Mkenya na hiyo elfu mia moja na ishirini sijui ni sawa na kiasi gani hapa 🇹🇿 Ila kubali, ikibidi arrange another meeting and insist u would like to be paid in installmentscopied ast year a certain lady approached me for a help. She humbly requested me to lend her 100k as a matter of urgency. At first I was reluctant since I was not social with her. She pleaded to an extent of crying. Haki nikopeshe. Ukiona nikikuomba usaindizi , iam desperate.
I considered her as my sister. Since I had no money at that time, I borrowed from KCB mpesa 120k.
Nikampatia 100k after she promised to refund within one month. "May God bless you" she told me as she cried extensively. Haki umenisaidia. Sijui ningefanya nini.
Its OK my sister. Go and sort your problems lakini usinikosee. You have witnessed ni kukopa nimekopa.
The lady kept on texting me." Haki ulinisaidia. Sitakukosea. Immediately I get my salary you will be the first one to be sorted. She would text me every week. This gave me hope .
Two days before the repayment day, her phone went off. I waited anxiously but the phone remained mteja.
On the day I was supposed to repay the loan, the lady was no where to be found. My instinct told me the lady had played foul to me.
I was unable to repay the loan prompting kcb to forward my name to CRB. As I write this, am a full member of crb. Since then I have never seen the lady or heard about her. However, things have taken a new dimension.
Yesterday, I received a text from unfamiliar number. " iam very sorry. Najua nimekukosea lakini sio kupenda kwangu.
Please, niambie vile tunaeza onana tuongee". I immediately knew it was the lady.
I called her and we arranged to meet today.
She came where I directed her. She was smartly dressed. I took her to a café and to add salt on my injury, nikamwambia aitishe kitakachomfurahisha.
As if she hadn't done anything wrong, aliitisha kuku na chipo + coke baridi.
Sasa niambie kuliendaje. I asked her after we ate. Mimi nimepitia shida mingi sana.
Kazi nilifutwa, nikafungiwa nyumba ikabidi niuze simu nilipe landlord ili anitolee vitu zangu.
Nilienda kwa rafiki yangu ambaye alinipea makao kabla nipate kazi. Ile kazi ninafanya sasa hivi ni ya kuuza nguo .
yaani hawker. She explained. Sasa hivi ata pesa yako sina lakini sijasahau.
I pitied her so much. "Don't worry. Hiyo nililipa. Ukipata utalipa." I cheated her. She stood up, hugged me , caressed me and kissed my cheek. "Oh thank you very much.
Nimekuwa nikikosa usingizi tangu ile story ya Ivy na kinuthia itokelezee. Sometimes I saw you with an axe in my dreams ready to harm me.
After much discussion, she requested me to go with her to where she has rented a house. With all my stupidity, l agreed.
She took a taxi and within no time tukafika kwake. I was excited, nikakosa maneno tulipofika nyumbani. She is living in a one bedroom house fully furnished.
" masoda, ma wine, manyama, makeki, ma fridge, ghaii.". Welcome. This is my house. I was unable to question how a hawker could afford such a lavish lifestyle . nikaingiza baridi.
She left me at the sitting room watching DJ afro as I enjoyed a glass of wine . akaenda kuoga. From the bathroom, alitoka na panti na bra pekee.
She sat opposite na akanza kujipaka mafuta. I tried very much to resist looking at her but all in vain.
Gerald, its very hot . ata wewe enda uoge. I took a cold shower and went back to my seat.. She came close to me naked as she was. " you are the best man I have ever met.
Ulinisaidia nikiwa na shida. Today , it's my turn to pay back. Anyway to cut long story short, elfu mia ni kama imepotea. Si mnisaidie
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Ni 120k za tanzania za kenya ni 6,667 kshWelcome to Credit Reference Bureau (CRB) I'll make sure you repay the Ksh.120k plus interest of KCB and our fee, the Papuchi was for you lust only 😎 😎
1kes sawa na 18.8 tzsUlikula kwa starehe yako ndugu yangu Mkenya na hiyo elfu mia moja na ishirini sijui ni sawa na kiasi gani hapa 🇹🇿 Ila kubali, ikibidi arrange another meeting and insist u would like to be paid in installments
That will be fair😁😁
ni 120,000 tzs kwa kenya ni 6667kesNi kama 1.88 milion tzs