Kujamiana ndani Ya Whitehouse.. kumbe ni big dili..mmmh?

[Triplets]

Mambo gani haya? kwani huyo Mh hawezi tu kusema anataka private time na mkewe chumbani? au si wanaweza tu kuamua kushare chumba cha kulala..? na wakilala usiku kinachoendelea huko chumbani si business yao wenyewe? au ndio wanalala na walinzi chumba kimoja???
kama ni kweli basi hakuna maana yoyote ya kuwa raisi...wangewapa uhuru tu wa kuishi maisha ya kawaida ya ndoa huko kwenye "private wing"...mahitaji ya tendo ya ndoa kwa wanandoa ni muhimu kama chakula na maji, tena kama hawajui raisi anayetoshelezwa kwa hilo kikamilifu bila kuwa guilty anaweza kuwa kiongozi mzuri sana kuliko yule anayebaniwa baniwa.

 

[Nyaralego]

Obamas Expected to Have Sex in White House, Insiders Say​

In what is sure to be a controversial move, President-elect Barack Obama has indicated to his inner circle of advisors that he and his wife may have sex in the White House sometime during the four years of his first term in office.

"He's not saying they definitely will have sex," said an Obama confidante who declined to be named, "But he's not ruling it out. He's also not ruling out having sex more than once."

Although Mr. Obama himself is a regarded as something of a sex symbol, there has been surprisingly little speculation and rumor about the incoming First Couple's romantic life. Longtime observers and friends regard both Mr. and Mrs. Obama as somewhat emotionally chilly. "From what I understand, it's a bit like the Vulcan mating ritual, the Pon Far," said outgoing Democratic Party Chair Howard Dean. "Barack will feel a seasonal urge that he knows rationally and logically that he is powerless to control. He will inform Michelle and she will attempt to satisfy the urge. Their schedulers work out the precise details."

Although it was common for American presidents to have marital sex in the White House throughout the 19th Century, the practice has become increasingly rare in modern times. The last president believed to have frequent intercourse in the White House was Calvin Coolidge whose relationship with his wife, Grace, became intensely passionate following the death of their younger son from an infected blister.

The two chief executives most often associated with presidential sex in recent years, Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy, did not have the sex they are famous for with their First Ladies. Jimmy Carter, a former president known for a tendency to overshare wrote in his memoir, Keeping Faith: Memoirs of a President, that he and his wife Rosalynn had intercourse once a year on New Year's Eve "for five minutes with the lights off" during his presidency. Mrs. Carter disputed her husband's account in her own memoir, First Lady from Plains.

With four large bedrooms, the First Family's private apartment on the second floor of the White House is designed to accommodate whatever marital configuration the President and First Lady happen to prefer, according to Rear Admiral Stephen Rochon, the Chief Usher of the Executive Mansion. "The President's bedroom and the First Lady's bedroom can be as close together or as far apart as they want," Adm. Rochon said, adding that, as with many couples, sleeping arrangements are usually decided based on who snores. As for the possibility that the Obamas might share a bedroom, Adm. Rochon said he "could not see any reason for that."

The Secret Service has already begun preparing for the possibility that the president's tight schedule might be interrupted on occasion by a brief sexual interlude. The code phrase to indicate that the president (code name "Renegade") and First Lady (code name "Renaissance") are having sex will be "discussing the Bosnian problem" as in "Renegade can't be disturbed right now. He and Renaissance are discussing the Bosnian problem." In the event that president and Mrs. Obama are, in fact, discussing the Bosnian problem and not having sex, Secret Service agents have been instructed to say that they are "reviewing the Bosnian situation." A spokesman for the Bosnian government could not be reached for comment.

Mr. Obama preferences with regard to birth control are not mentioned in either of his books, The Audacity of Hope and Dreams of my Father, though Michelle Obama has said on several occasions that she does not plan to have any more children.

Although Mr. Obama drew scant support form the Religious Right during his campaign, Fundamentalist Christians would have no objection to the president having post-marital sex in the White House according to Focus on the Family's James Dobson. "Intimate relations in the context of a different-sex marriage is just not something we have a problem with, despite what the liberal media would have you believe," he said.

The news that President Obama may soon be having sex in the White House was greeted by his supporters with decidedly mixed emotions. "I'm a little glad and a little sad," said Danielle Garcia-Robinson, a college student and Obama volunteer from Madison, Wisconsin. "I'm glad if he's happy and feeling pleasure but deep down a little part of me will always wish he were having sex with me," Ms. Garcia-Robinson said. Her boyfriend, David Nagel, echoed her sentiment. "That's how I feel, too," he said.

Billy Kimball: Obamas Expected to Have Sex in White House, Insiders Say

If you believe this, then you will believe anything!!!! This is a joke!!

 

[Yo Yo]

Hawa wanaweza kuweka camera wale chabo.

 

[Susuviri]

Can you get over Bush, Cheney, and the GOP.....?

Once they leave office, time will heal the wounds.... but it will take TIME! Have you gotten over your loss at the general elections? Maana mmekuwa nuked kabisa!!!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Once they leave office, time will heal the wounds.... but it will take TIME! Have you gotten over your loss at the general elections? Maana mmekuwa nuked kabisa!!!

Yes I have gotten over....can you get over Bush, Cheney, and the GOP?

 

[Steve Dii]

Yes I have gotten over....can you get over Bush, Cheney, and the GOP?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5evS-ApSNQ[/media]

The background:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdyYe7sDlhA[/media]
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[Mama]

he he heeee, kali za kufungia mwaka.

 

[Janejo]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5evS-ApSNQ[/media]

The background:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdyYe7sDlhA[/media]
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SteveD...hiyo clip ya kwanza imenifanya nicheke bila kutarajia!

 

[Capitol Hill]

Nafikiri Renegade na mkewe will be fine..and I think watajadili Bosnia kwa sana tu. One quick point here..Conservatives regard open discussions of sex as taboo and innapropriate. Ndio maana hakuna info za akina Bush (Sr, and Jr) kwenye hii article. Democrats are simply being honest, ndio maana Jimmy Carter akakuwekea na tarehe na muda aliokula mauroda na mkewe.

 

[Mag3]

Amini usiamini kufuatana na mila za Wajaluo huko Kenya on the night of his "inauguration" hicho kibarua ni lazima na hilo bila shaka wamemweleza wazi mjukuu wao. In between itabidi usiku huo atumie turufu yake ya "veto" kunyakua "time out" apate "privacy" otherwise doom will hang in the air throughout his reign and that's a memo.

 

[Mdau]

au sielewi!!!?? ina maan amarais wa USA huwa wako busy kiasi kwamba hawafanyi mapenzi? nisaidieni plz!!

 

[Mtaalam]

meanwhile nimeipenda hii code sentensi....
"Renegade can't be disturbed right now. He and Renaissance are discussing the Bosnian problem."

dah yaani kumean mr prezidaa z busy wit da 1st lady!looh us kweli hamna ya maana ya kuongelewa

 

[Mtaalam]

meanwhile pia nimeipenda comment ya mmoja wetu aliyesema kuwa if mambo ni magumu hivi bongo nadhani wale wanaochukua form za kugombea urais wangekua wanafikiria mara kumi kumi....atii nini umwambie nanihii noo ku nanihiiino til umalize uongozi...mwee nadhani anaweza akautukana even if mko live kwenye tv

 

[Resie]

mambo ya sex jamani, ni private issue! na nafikiri hawa wasomi wanaoanza kufuatilia mambo haya, wamekosa kazi sasa! naomba Obama afanye kweli! Aweke record ya President wa kwanza kupata mtoto kwenye jumba jeupe!

 

[NaimaOmari]

kwenye record kuna vitoto ambavyo vimezaliwa white house .. ngoja niwe mshamba kabisa wenzangu niambieni

 

[Ab-Titchaz]

kwenye record kuna vitoto ambavyo vimezaliwa white house .. ngoja niwe mshamba kabisa wenzangu niambieni

Sio ushamba Naima... kujibu swali lako, sidhani kama kuna kinda lililosukwa pale Whitehouse...wote ni wakuja tu.

 

[Pascal Mayalla]

The truth watu weupe wazungu ni damu baridi, wanamaliza msisimko wa-mapenzi mapema. From late forties wake zao wakishaanza menopouse sex ni kwa heri. Obama ni mtu mweusi, damu moto hiyo shughuli ni lazima ifanyike kwa sana tuu.

Maraisi wa marekani wanapumzikia kasrii la camp david ndiko wanakomaliziaga shida zao zote.

Pia imethibitika watu weusi tena wengi kutoka Kenya ni mabingwa sana kushtua msisimko wa mapenzi toka kwa vibibi vizee vya Sweeden ambako wazee ni zaidi ya nusu na wengi zaidi ni wamama na ni matajiri.

Tenda za kupata wanaume toka kenya zinatangazwa kwa wingi, Tanzania mhh.. Sijui.

Obama ni damu ya Kenya hivyo ni kazi kama kawa.

 

[Demi]

Magogoni je?