Kondaktaaa

[bampami]

nds Messages Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za yesu.."
Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
bado hajatoa album..."
******************************** Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "We taahira nini,
hao wengine wamekalia
ndoo?! "
******************************* Abiria: "Embu punguzeni
sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu
ziko za kutosha, tusikilize
na zako!?"
******************************* Mmama: "Bwana ondoa
gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,
shuka upande fridge...."
******************************
Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za
nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako
wewe, sio muendaji!!!
Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
********************************
Sister duu: "Konda
unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi
haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia c ungekoni treni
pekeyako!!!"
*******************************
Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!
Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa
unaogopa kukosa kiti c
ungebeba chako!!?"
*************************

 

[rosemarie]

haaaaa! mkuu nimecheka mpaka mke wangu akashangaa

 

[Ernest Da Vinci]

Ebana Bamp acha kamba!Hyo n konda m1 au tofauti

 

[Magwero]

Duu..
Ila pouwa..
Baada ya mech ya Ars na Chrls mda huu, nahadithia kama nilikuwepo ndani ya hilo imaginal bus..

 

[dee dee]

Ahhh sina mbavu nimekoma kusoma soma kila kitu

 

[Lokissa]

aisee mbavu zangu kwishney.hii kali
ndo raha ya kupanda daladala

 

[valid statement]

Mdau we konda nini?
Nimecheka si kipole pole

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

aisii nimecheka sana. vichekesho poa!

 

[Utamaduni]

marudio, ishakaa hapa kwenye titled "Majibu ya kukatisha tamaa "kitu kama hicho, jamani muwe mnasoma kabla ya ku copy n paste

 

[Obe]

marudio, ishakaa hapa kwenye titled "Majibu ya kukatisha tamaa "kitu kama hicho, jamani muwe mnasoma kabla ya ku copy n paste

Ni kweli kabisa hii siyo mpya hapa, amefanya ubunifu kidogo sana lakini maudhui ni yale yale:spy:

 

[Ulimakafu]

Teh teh..........

 

[Aine]

Kwa kawaida ukiingia kwenye daladala jiandae kucheka au kukasirika au yote kwa pamoja!

 

[Daffi Jr]

hahahahahaha!aisee

 

[serio]

nds Messages Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za yesu.."
Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
bado hajatoa album..."
******************************** Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "We taahira nini,
hao wengine wamekalia
ndoo?! "
******************************* Abiria: "Embu punguzeni
sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu
ziko za kutosha, tusikilize
na zako!?"
******************************* Mmama: "Bwana ondoa
gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,
shuka upande fridge...."
******************************
Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za
nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako
wewe, sio muendaji!!!
Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
********************************
Sister duu: "Konda
unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi
haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia c ungekoni treni
pekeyako!!!"
*******************************
Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!
Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa
unaogopa kukosa kiti c
ungebeba chako!!?"
*************************

hahahaaaaaaaaaaa,buji buji yuko wapi? kaiona hiyo?