Kibaka aduwaza walinzi Ikulu

[kui]

Jamani hii ni issue sensitive sana, wananchi wanajaribu effectiveness ya watendaji wetu kila sehemu, hakuna palipo na usalama. Hivi angekuwa amejifunga mabomu na mkuu wa kaya yupo ingekuwaje?

Hii inadhibitisha kwaninmi Mzee Kichaka alipokuja wakaweka ulinzi mpaka juu ya paa maana wanawajua walinzi wetu walivyo lazy kiasi kuwa Al-Kaeda wangeenda mpaka chumbani kwake.

lol!, lol! (alqaeda wangeenda mpaka chumbani kwake)
Very true though, no wonder Rais wa Marekani travels with his limo.
The whole ikulu security need to be changed for the safety of our Prez and his family. Unbelievable!

 

[Icadon]

Nilikuwa sijaiona hii, hahahaha hii kali you guys have made my weekend. Hiyo ndio Bongo Darisalama. Weekend njema wote.

 

[Kasheshe]

Iliyoratibu wizi wa EPA!

Kwi kwi kwi.

Do you mean Ernest & Young, is that a public institution? no bro, in fact it was a private institution came up with that.

Can you please provide me one public institution which is performing by at least 90%?

For the time being you have been rewarded 0%.... Kindly try once again, Otherwise you will be discontinued!

 

[Rwabugiri]

Kwi kwi kwi.

Do you mean Ernest & Young, is that a public institution? no bro, in fact it was a private institution came up with that.

Can you please provide me one public institution which is performing by at least 90%?

For the time being you have been rewarded 0%.... Kindly try once again, Otherwise you will be discontinued!

Kasheshe nadhani hujaelewa jibu lake,
Nilivo muelewa mimi ni kwamba inst. ambayo iko very effective bongo ni ile iliyo husika kusuka na kufaniksha mpango wa wizi wa EPA.

 

[Kwame Nkrumah]

Mimi nilidhani walinzi ndio waliokuwa wanastahili kuwa mahakamani au naota?

Inasikitisha... taasisi gani hapa kwetu inafanya kazi vizuri naomba moja tafadhali?

FFU, kupiga waandanamaji.

 

[Tujisenti]

Huyo jamaa alikua apelekwe Muhimbili kuchunguzwa akili lakini naona kwamajibu yake ana akili timamu. Walinzi ndiyo wangekuwa Rumande

 

[Inkosikazi]

Asiduwaze vipi wakati kila kitu hapa ni izeee. Ni hao waliomtuhumu ndio wanaotakiwa kutuhumiwa na wananchi waliowatuma kuilinda ikulu yao na wala si huyo mwananchi ambaye alitaka tu kuonesha ni kwa kiasi gani kila idara ina matobo ya kutisha.

 

[bm21]

FFU, kupiga waandanamaji.

Your right, because they are ought to behave like a dogs, so they do what their master's want them to do and they are ought not to reason but to act immediately.

 

[Yo Yo]

Mnakumbuka kituko kile cha Ikulu kuungua kisa pasi?

 

[Shaycas]

Waliokuwa zamu ya ulinzi hapo,wana hali mbaya.
Bora wangekaa kimya na kuishia kumhoji wenyewe isije kuwa ametenda baya zaidi ya jaribio la wizi.
Kitendo cha kutetemeka ni ishara hawapo tayari kukabiliana na hatari ya aina yoyote.
ELIMU KWA WALINZI.
1.Jua mavazi
2.Jua eneo lako la ulinzi na majukumu yako.
3.Fahamu unatakiwa ufanye nini pindi asiye husika anakaribia/ingia eneo lako la ulinzi
4.Ufanye nini uharibifu ama wa moto au kurushiwa vitu kwenye eneo lako.
5.Unapokea amri za utendaji kutoka kwa nani.
Wengine waongezee kuwa saidia hawa watoto wa flani ambao hawaja pata muda wa kuhudhuria mafunzo bali kuwepo kwenye pay roll za..TAASISI BILA FANI WALA TIJA.

 

[Mbu]

Kibaka aduwaza walinzi Ikulu

2009-05-08 13:51:35
Na Jacqueline Mosha

Mfanyabiashara wa Kariakoo jijini Dar es Salaam, Ally Nasoro (41) amefikishwa mahakamani kujibu shitaka la kuingia Ikulu ya Rais Jakaya Kikwete na kuiba ua moja lenye thamani ya Sh. 5,000, mali ya Ikulu hiyo.

...dah, nilidhani angeshitakiwa kwa kosa la trespassing. Hiyo ya kuchuma ua kali,...uraiani wangejuaje ameingia Ikulu bila kuchuma 'Hibiscus?'

Inanikumbusha yule jamaa aliyekwea kuta za Buckingham Palace na kuibukia chumbani kwa malkia...

BBC ON THIS DAY | 9 | 1982: Queen fends off bedroom intruder​

 

[Ngisibara]

...dah, nilidhani angeshitakiwa kwa kosa la trespassing. Hiyo ya kuchuma ua kali,...uraiani wangejuaje ameingia Ikulu bila kuchuma 'Hibiscus?'

Inanikumbusha yule jamaa aliyekwea kuta za Buckingham Palace na kuibukia chumbani kwa malkia...

BBC ON THIS DAY | 9 | 1982: Queen fends off bedroom intruder​

Hivi yule naye iliishaje kesi yake, ila alimsifia sana malkia

 

[Mwiba]

Huyo jamaa ni kutoka Pemba nini maana kila kitu wanatupiwa wao ,yaani hata wizi wao wanaonekana kuwa mastadi,inanikumbusha ile filamu ya mcheza sinema wa kimarekani,ambae alikuwa polisi mweusi,alipofuatana na mwenziwe ambae ni polisi mzungu ,sasa walipofika kwenye nyumba ikabidi kufungua kufuli ikatokea kutazamana yule mzungu akawahi kumwambia haya kazi hiyo fungua ,basi jamaa wacha arapu akadai kuwa umeniona mweusi na kunifananisha kuwa ni kibaka na kuniona kuwa nina uzoefu wa kuiba ,yule jamaa mwenyewe huyo mweusi ni yule aliemo kwenye BIG MAMA.

 

[Nyamgluu]

Mwiba jamaa ni Martin Laurence movie ni Blue Streak.

 

[Obama wa Bongo]

hivi hii kesi iliendeleaje ??? nafukua kaburi