Kauli za wanawake zinazoboa

TADPOLE · Dec 28, 2015

Habar za wakati wana JF,

Kuna kauli za wanawake ambazo zinanikera sana, bila kupoteza muda baadhi ya kauli hizo ni zifuatazo;

1.Ukimwambia i luv u utamsikia anakwambia hilo neno mara ya mwisho kumwambia mama yako ilikuwa lini(jamani sasa ye inamuhusu)

2. Ukimnunulia simu ya tochi utamsikia"unaninunulia simu ya tochi kwani mi mlinzi"

3. Mkigombana kidogo utamsikia"haloo ukisusa wenzio wala babu we"

4. Kauli nyingine ni ile kuwaita wanaume mabuzi, kwani sisi wanyama mpaka mtuite mbuzi mko*e utasikia"shoga nimelipata buzi hilo linahonga"

Wadada hizi sio kauli nzuri acheni kama kuacha ni ngumu mwaka ujao mtatoka ngeu.

hill and portion · Dec 28, 2015

Hhhha hiyo no 4 mnaona kero kuitwa hivyo na nyie muache kutuita demu (mademu)

KATASAN'KAZA · Dec 28, 2015

Mbona wao wanaitwa, mademu, magoma/goma, nyumba ndogo, maharage sijui ya mbeya, mlupo, dada poah mbona wao wanatuvumilia???

Upepo wa Pesa · Dec 28, 2015

TADPOLE said:
habar za wakati wana jf kuna kauli za wanawake ambazo zinanikera sana.bila kupoteza muda baadhi ya kauli hizo ni zifuatazo~
1.ukimwambia i luv u utamsikia anakwambia hilo neno mara ya mwisho kumwambia mama yako ilikuwa lini(jamani sasa ye inamuhusu)

2.ukimnunulia simu ya tochi utamsikia"unaninunuliasimu ya tochi kwani mi mlinzi"

3.mkigombana kidogo utamsikia"haloo ukisusa wenzio wala babu we"

4.kauli nyingine ni ile kuwaita wanaume mabuzi kwani sisi wanyama mpaka mtuite mbuzi mko*e utasikia"shoga nimelipata buzi hilo linahonga"
wadada hizi sio kauli nzur acheni kama kuacha ni ngumu mwaka ujao mtatoka ngeu

Hili jukwaa si lilikua halipo? kwanini limerudi?

TADPOLE · Dec 28, 2015

KATASAN'KAZA said:
Mbona wao wanaitwa, mademu, magoma/goma, nyumba ndogo, maharage sijui ya mbeya, mlupo, dada poah mbona wao wanatuvumilia???

nao si watoe malalamiko yao hapa kama kweli hawapendi!

hill and portion · Dec 28, 2015

TADPOLE said:
nao si watoe malalamiko yao hapa kama kweli hawapendi!

Ndo uvumilie tuu kama sie ukitaka ushindane na ukuta bureeeeee
Btw sikuiz kuna neno "danga" means buzi hilo viipi tulitumie badala ya buzi utakua umeridhika eeee!

TADPOLE · Dec 28, 2015

hill and portion said:
Ndo uvumilie tuu kama sie ukitaka ushindane na ukuta bureeeeee
Btw sikuiz kuna neno "danga" means buzi hilo viipi tulitumie badala ya buzi utakua umeridhika eeee!

hilo ndo kabisa nikisikia naitwa hivyo nampa mtu vitasa hapo hapo

Mshana Jr · Dec 29, 2015

TADPOLE said:
habar za wakati wana jf kuna kauli za wanawake ambazo zinanikera sana.bila kupoteza muda baadhi ya kauli hizo ni zifuatazo~
1.ukimwambia i luv u utamsikia anakwambia hilo neno mara ya mwisho kumwambia mama yako ilikuwa lini(jamani sasa ye inamuhusu)

2.ukimnunulia simu ya tochi utamsikia"unaninunuliasimu ya tochi kwani mi mlinzi"

3.mkigombana kidogo utamsikia"haloo ukisusa wenzio wala babu we"

4.kauli nyingine ni ile kuwaita wanaume mabuzi kwani sisi wanyama mpaka mtuite mbuzi mko*e utasikia"shoga nimelipata buzi hilo linahonga"
wadada hizi sio kauli nzur acheni kama kuacha ni ngumu mwaka ujao mtatoka ngeu

Wewe umekutana na vimeo.... Wanawake sio wote wako hivyo... Asilimia kubwa sana wana upendo wa dhati wanajali na wana heshima kuliko hata wanaume wengi

wispa · Dec 29, 2015

Hizo kauli hutumiwa na wanawake wa kiswazi sana, yani wale ambao hata shule walikimbia umande,wao hawajishughulishi na chochote in short wapo wapo tu, sasa wewe mpaka uanze mahusiano na watu kama hao wastarabu unakua huwaoni??

golden ratio · Dec 29, 2015

hill and portion said:
Hhhha hiyo no 4 mnaona kero kuitwa hivyo na nyie muache kutuita demu (mademu)

Dame is a noble title the equivalent of sir. The same way you can call your man' my knight in shining amour' he can call you his dame which is same as knight(sir)

hill and portion · Dec 29, 2015

golden ratio said:
Dame is a noble title the equivalent of sir. The same way you can call your man' my knight in shining amour' he can call you his dame which is same as knight(sir)

Eti dame inamaana ya "sir"duuu ina maana tunaitwa mwanaume ingali ni mwanamke (where is my dictionary hii lugha iliyokuja na meli duu ni shiiida)

alohadm · Dec 29, 2015

Hizo kauli mbaya sana

sumbai · Dec 29, 2015

Namba mbili sawa kabisa. Kwanini umnunulie simu ya tochi? ....

RRONDO · Dec 29, 2015

wispa said:
Hizo kauli hutumiwa na wanawake wa kiswazi sana, yani wale ambao hata shule walikimbia umande,wao hawajishughulishi na chochote in short wapo wapo tu, sasa wewe mpaka uanze mahusiano na watu kama hao wastarabu unakua huwaoni??

Love is blind....

RRONDO · Dec 29, 2015

sumbai said:
Namba mbili sawa kabisa. Kwanini umnunulie simu ya tochi? ....

Kwani sio simu??!!

RRONDO · Dec 29, 2015

hill and portion said:
Hhhha hiyo no 4 mnaona kero kuitwa hivyo na nyie muache kutuita demu (mademu)

demu=DAME

1.
(initial capital letter)

the official title of a female member of the Order of the British Empire, equivalent to that of a knight.
the official title of the wife of a knight or baronet.

2.
(formerly) a form of address to any woman of rank or authority.
3.
a matronly woman of advanced age; matron.

sumbai · Dec 29, 2015

RRONDO said:
Kwani sio simu??!!

Swala sio simu! But aina ya simu.

Labda mtu ka @Heaven Sent anaweza kukubali.
But sijui @atoto anaweza kukubali....

Lis · Dec 29, 2015

Hahahah

kidi kudi · Dec 29, 2015

TADPOLE said:
hilo ndo kabisa nikisikia naitwa hivyo nampa mtu vitasa hapo hapo

Hahaaa mkuu hapo kwenye red umetisha mbayaaaaa, inaonekana unaasili ya wale jamaa zetu akina 'muraa' kwani nao huwa hawapendi maskhara atii!

RRONDO · Dec 29, 2015

sumbai said:
Swala sio simu! But aina ya simu.

Labda mtu ka @Heaven Sent anaweza kukubali.
But sijui @atoto anaweza kukubali....

Kivipi? Kwahio kitochi sio simu sahihi kumpa mwanamke/msichana? Kama ndio uwezo ulipoishia? Sio kila mtu anaweza kununua iphone 6

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