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Kanga yazua kizaazaa.

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by kakuruvi, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. kakuruvi

    kakuruvi JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja mkaazi wa Lamu amempa mkewe talaka baada ya kukasirishwa na maneno yaliyokuwa yameandikwa katika kanga aliyovaa mkewe.

    Jamaa alikuwa amesafiri kwa muda wa miezi 3, alishtuka aliporudi na kukuta mkewe amevaa kanga iliyoandikwa: "KULIKO KIOZE, HERI NIMPE JIRANI"
     
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    Kiduku JF-Expert Member

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    ​hiyo kali zaidi duh!!
     
  3. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Kinachooza si chakula pekee yake? Au jamaa alielewaje?!
     
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    Von Mo JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahah.......................hii ni nomaaaaaaaaaa!
     
  5. NATA

    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    Na angeiona hii "Hata kama usingerudi jirani anatunza vizuri"
     
  6. happiness win

    happiness win JF-Expert Member

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    Si ndio wale wale? hawana mawazo mengine zaidi ya kuwazia ngono! elimu duni, mawazo mafupi.
     
  7. Blaine

    Blaine JF-Expert Member

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    hivi K huwa 'inaoza' isipotumika? ndio nasikia leo
     
  8. Mtoto halali na hela

    Mtoto halali na hela JF-Expert Member

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    Hakhi ya nan!
     
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    Zion Daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Huuu ni uongo
     
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    mzabzab JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahah.....sasa yeye miezi mitatu mke hana hamu ya dushelele? ameyataka
     
  11. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
     
  12. Mahmetkid

    Mahmetkid JF-Expert Member

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    This is wonderfull message.
     
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    Sukula JF-Expert Member

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    heee! makubwa!
     
  14. CORAL

    CORAL JF-Expert Member

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    Maandishi ya kanga hayakutaja K, tafadhali!
     
  15. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha umenikumbusha maneno haya kwenye kanga nyingine nliiona kariakoo, "Sikutaka kiliwe na nyenyere.":nerd:
     
  16. CORAL

    CORAL JF-Expert Member

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    Haki ya nani angeaua mtu kabisa!
     
  17. CORAL

    CORAL JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke mwingine alinunua chupi imeandikwa UTAJIJU. Ilizua timbwili kubwa katika ndoa yao ijapokuwa hawakuachana.
     
  18. JICHO LA TATU

    JICHO LA TATU JF-Expert Member

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    Unajua kiuswazi, Kanga hufikisha jumbe mbalimbali
    kwa mfano Uke wenza kujiamini

    Nimeridhika na hali yangu,

    Mimi ni kama bata nikikosa nchi kavu baharini ntapata,


    Nikweli lakini hayakuhusu,

    Sasa kama mwanaume anafuatilia mambo hayo lazima ahamaki, Utachukuaje khanga yenye maneno ambayo hayana mafundisho.
     
  19. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    duh ipo kazi lol
     
  20. Ukwaju

    Ukwaju JF Bronze Member

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    Haina SHOBO yeye angekula tu labda kaogopa kubambikiziwa mimba.
    Talaka aliyompa sasa jamaa wataitifua kila kona isiyofikiwa
     
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