Kama una stress please read this...

[client3]

watanzania kwa kupenda sifa! utashangaa anayameza!

hahahahaaaaa huwezi amini mimi nimecheka na hii comment,sio story yenyewe,naimagine jinsi atakavyotoa macho na kimininika chenye chumvichumvi kitakavyomtiririka.

 

[DZUDZUKU]

Mtz anaakili, anajua hata pewa adhabu ya kuyameza mazima mazima maana mtoa adhabu ataonekana mwehu.

 

[sungura1980]

Asante dikembe,

 

[mzaramo]

kama chadema vile

 

[bategereza]

Umenifurahisha kwa kweli

Umeona nyani akitaka kula kokwa lazima kwanza aiingize m.kun.duni. hii maana yake anapima kama itaingia mdomoni na huku cjini itatoka ?

 

[Real tyner]

U made my day

 

[PSM]

Nice one,stress yote kwisha.....

 

[nenegete]

wewe ni noma.nimecheka mpaka nimekuwa kituko hapa nilipo

 

[Chizi Fureshi]

Goma Son, usiwe na papara. Lugha za JF utazujua tu.

 

[Ndechumia]

hii story umeigeuza kidogo, mie niliisikia tukiwa nkurumah hall Udsm wakati tunamuaga prof. Chachage S chachage, hayo matunda yalikuwa yanasokomezwa kwenye 0713.....huyo wa mwisho alikuja na fenes na sio tikiti

 

[Chumchang Changchum]

Watanzania kwa kujizarau

 

[mzanzibara-]

kaka nimecheka sana kwani leo nilikuwa na hasira vibaya sana kwani nilinyimwa good moring afrika, basi nilikuwa na hasira na zote zimeondoka, asante dikembe

 

[Foxhound]

Nimelala Nikawa Naota... BILL GATE Ananiamsha.."Boss, Boss Amka Chakula Tayari"<br /><br />....Eti Jaman Hii Sio Dalili Ya Malaria Kweli..??<br />

 

[Foxhound]

Mjue Mpaka Sasa Hivi Siamini Kama Nimelala Nchi Moja Na Rooney

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[Foxhound]

<b>KUMSAIDIA MTOTO HOMEWORK</b><br /><br />Kusaidia mtoto wa <b>Vidudu</b> Homework ni ngumu sana. Jana nimemuuliza <b>SWALI LA HESABATI</b> "Nina pipi tano, nikiwagawia watoto watatu kila mmoja pipi moja moja nitabakiwa na pipi ngapi?"<br />Akaniambia Toa kwanza nizione..<br /> <br /><br /><font color="fuchsia">sent from my Samsung smart tv using JamiiForums</font>

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[Foxhound]

Kuna dem niko nae hapa namtongoza, ameniuliza <b>"kwanini namtongoza yeye wakati nna mke wangu?"</b> Na mimi nimemuuliza <b>"kwani ukienda kununua nguo unaenda uchi?"</b><br /><br />Anacheka tu hapa nadhani ashanielewa... <br /><br /><font color="fuchsia">sent from my Samsung smart tv using JamiiForums</font>

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[Luqnation Tz]

Hivi kwanini watanzania wengi wanapenda kujizarau au wanaona kawaida kudharauliwa kwamba wao ni vilaza?

Watanzania mnahitaji deliverance ya mtazamo you are extremely negative towards yourselves.

under nor consideration of comedy.

Safi sana mkuu kwa kuliona hilo, then huyu anapost huo ujinga ni mtanzania na si mtu wa taifa lingine kiukweli wanakela sana.

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[Foxhound]

Sio kila mzee ana busara wengine ni wajinga wa zamani wameshazeeka

nafight with my weather

 

[MKWEPA KODI]

Kwa hiyo kilichomponza mkenya ni dharau zake, aisee Kweli dharau mbaya

 

[Shoctopus]

VIJANA WATATU MTANZANIA, MKENYA NA MRWANDA WALIKAMATWA NA DAWA ZA KULEVYA HUKO CHINA. KAMA TUJUAVYO SHERIA ZA CHINA UKIKAMATWA NA HIZO BIDHAA BASI WEWE NI MAREHEMU (UNAUWAWA). BAADA YA JAMAA KUKAMATWA WACHINA WAKAAMUA KUWAPA ADHABU BADALA YA KUWAUWA BUT KWA SHARTI MOJA.
WALIAMBIWA WAINGIE MSITUNI NA KILA MMOJA ALETE MATUNDA KUMI YA AINA YOYOTE ATAKAYOPATA BUT YAWE YA AINA MOJA.

BASI WANAUME WAKAONA AFADHALI, WAKAINGIA MSITUNI NA BAADA YA MUDA MRWANDA AKAWA WA KWANZA KUTOKA, ALIKUA NA MA-APPLE KUMI. KUMBE SHARTi LILIKUA KUMEZA MATUNDA ULIYOLETA MOJA MOJA NA ZIMAZIMA BILA KUTAFUNA WALA KUPEPESA MACHO.

JAMAA AKAMEZA LA KWANZA LAPILI AKASHINDWA KWANI LILIMKABA NA AKAPIGWA RISASI AKAFA,
WAPILI AKAWA MKENYA, YEYE AKATOKA NA VITUNDA VIDOGO DOGO SANA KAMA PIPI KIFUA, AKAPEWA MUONGOZO AKAANZA KUVIMEZA BUT ALIPOFIKA CHA NANE AKACHEKA NA WACHINA WAKAMLAMBA RISASI.....
BAAADA YA KUFA HUKO KUZIMU SASA MRWANDA AKAMUULIZA MKENYA, ''vp kaka mbona ulikua na vitunda vidogo vidogo then ukashindwa kumaliza''?

BASI MKENYA AKAJIBU,,,,''kaka achaaa, nlipofika tunda la tisa nkamwona mtanzania anakuja na matikiti kumi.............''
(watanzania kwa kupenda sifaa....haya sasa ayameze tuonee)

sipiti tena yalipo matikiti!