Kama ni wewe je?/how would u score?

[Sijali]

How do u score on this, gentleman?


One Day, Apostle Dr Pastor was with his men's congregation in his church
and he asked them:

Major Apostle: Can those with wives rise up their hands?
Men: (They all raised their hands).
Apostle: How many of you love their wives?
Men: (They all raised their hands)
Apostle: Are you sure men before God? Can I prophesy?
Men: Yes!!!
Apostle: When did you last tell your wives that "you love her?"
Men: (Various answers but some of them said) - "today when leaving the
house", "Last night", "when we went to bed", "This morning when I work up",
Apostle: Each one of you should send a message "I love you" to your wife
now.
Men: They all sent the test message "I love you"
Apostle: Exchange your phones
Men: They all exchanged their phones
Apostle: Read out loud the replies from the wives.

Here are the replies to the messages from their wives:

1. Is this message lost???

2. You man who has bewitched you??

3. Aaaah who is this????;

4. Am I dreaming??

5. So you have a woman you normally tell these words??

6. What is the matter!!??

7. What do you mean!!!!??????

8. Could it be that you need money???!!?

9. Did you forget your wallet?????

10. The message should be sent back to the intended owner!!!!

11. To hell!!!!!!!!!