Kaka yupo rumande, shemeji ananitaka kimapenzi

[Mr mgeni]

umekula then unataka ushauri?

wallahi sijala japo vishawishi kibao

 

[Mr mgeni]

Ushauri Wangu ni huu, angalia faida na hasara ila kumbuka hili
"SADISM IS INEVITABLE WHEN THE SITUATION IS ALARMING"

tafsiri basi maana sikwenda shule mwenzenu

 

[Bukwabi]

Kikwetu, huyo shemu wako ni halali yako!
Kula vitu, msaidie brother, lakini siku akirudi stop it once and for all!

 

[Mr mgeni]

Kikwetu, huyo shemu wako ni halali yako!
Kula vitu, msaidie brother, lakini siku akirudi stop it once and for all!

nikimtia mimba bahati mbaya..what's follow?mkuu

 

[Yamin619]

Hainaga ushemeji tunakulaga

 

[Who Cares?]

Habari wanaJF,

Kaka yangu na shemeji wana ndoa kabisa ya kisheria na kiserikali. Huyu my bro yupo mikononi mwa serikali yapata 7 miezi sasa.

Ishu ni shemeji kuvumilia hawezi na kaniweka wazi kanieleza yote ya moyoni kuwa anataka kutembea nami, sasa mimi nifanyeje jamani?

Hebu mpeni ushauri shemeji yangu afanye nini tofauti na kungonoka ili hamu zimuishe. Mimi bado sijampa jibu, naombeni majibu mazuri ili nikimueleza nieleweke.

NIPE NAMBA YA SHEMEJI YAKO NIKUSAIDIE...UJUWE KAKA YAKO AKITOKA LUPANGO AKAJUA UMEMCHAPIA MKEWE HUO UGOMVI HAUTOISHA .. ILA AKIJUA AU AKIAMBIWA MIE MSWAZINAA NDIO NIMEMSAIDIA KAZI ATAISHIA KUSEMA POA TUU UKICHAPIWA UNATAFUTA MNYONGE NA WEWE UNAMCHAPIA NGOMA DOROOOO.

 

[mwita ke mwita]

MTU CHAKE APENDACHO

 

[dmkali]

Ushauri Wangu ni huu angalia faida na hasara ila pia kumbuka hili "SADISM IS INEVITABLE WHEN THE SITUATION IS ALARMING"

tafsiri basi maana sikwenda shule mwenzenu

Maana yake ni kwamba!...........UKATILI HAUEPUKIKI KUFANYIKA KAMA ITAONEKANA UPO KATIKA HALI YA HATARI!

 

[MIGUGO]

Kila nikiona Jina lako Namkumbuka mkeo na yule hawara ake mwenye bodaboda ha ha ha ha ulivomfuma akimpelekea hotpot la msosi lol

Uzuri wa jf huo.Watu wanatrace back.

 

[McDonaldJr]

Hili bandiko lingeletwa na General Galadudu hakika lingevutia sana maana ndio viwango vyake ivi vya hadithi tata kwa ushauri tu siku nyingine ukiwa na story kama hii tafadhali mtumie Genaral Galadudu yeye atajua njia sahihi ya kuwasilisha hapa jamvini.

 

[Bukwabi]

nikimtia mimba bahati mbaya..what's follow?mkuu

Mtoto atakuwa ni damu yenu!
Kumbuka damu ni nzito kuliko maji.

 

[Mjamaa masalia]

Unamfahamu #MAN FONGO?

 

[funzadume]

angalia movie moja inaitwa Brothers kisa kilichotokea humo ndio kitakutokea wewe na kaka yako

 

[kwamtoro]

Nipe namba yake nimkanye kimafumbo

 

[juvenile davis]

Moe tamu yake tu usijali

 

[Mwanamalundi]

Habari wanaJF,

Kaka yangu na shemeji wana ndoa kabisa ya kisheria na kiserikali. Huyu my bro yupo mikononi mwa serikali yapata 7 miezi sasa.

Ishu ni shemeji kuvumilia hawezi na kaniweka wazi kanieleza yote ya moyoni kuwa anataka kutembea nami, sasa mimi nifanyeje jamani?

Hebu mpeni ushauri shemeji yangu afanye nini tofauti na kungonoka ili hamu zimuishe. Mimi bado sijampa jibu, naombeni majibu mazuri ili nikimueleza nieleweke.

This is your private business. Hayatuhusu.

 

[LOOOK]

wallahi sijala japo vlao

No bora ukamtimizia wewe haja make wakaka no make wako name ndio we we MTU was kmsaidia kwa ukaribu vinginevyo akihamia kwingine atahama name kila kitu mtunzie kaka mkewe .

 

[Vitalis Msungwite]

hahaha wewe mwanawane mgegede tuu huyo mwanamke wala usipate tabu....sasa cha msingi wewe wewe kuhakikisha kwamba unamfumua marinda pia.

Kufumua marinda!!! Ndo nini eti?

 

[ERoni]

Binafsi sina wivu na bro wangu.

 

[T 1990 ELY]

Kufumua marinda!!! Ndo nini eti?

Kufumua marinda maana yake ni hivi

Kushikishwa kabati, kuliwa jicho, kupumuliwa kisogoni, kuliwa tiGo(0713).

Kwa lugha iliyotukuka ni

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