Jongoo ana nini mpaka wanawake mumuogope?

[Martin Luther Jr]

Aisee

 

[Raimundo]

Mie jongoo simuogopi, naogopa dudu washa tu

Kuna duduwasha flani hivi tulipokuwa watoto tulikuwa tunaambiwa eti linaingia kunyonya ubongo kupitia puani, yaani mpaka na uzee huu sitaki kabisa kuliona lile ingawa najua siyo kweli.

 

[chuganian]

halafu awe ana peperuka uuuuwi

mamaaa na wanavojuaga kuwa na mbio

 

[BABA SANIAH]

Tuna mfanyakazi wenyeji yeye ni mwanamke, akaona jogoo, hata mgongoni atakudandia, sie wanaume hua tunacheeeka sana.

 

[Wilhelm Johnny]

Yaani sijui kwanini akikugusa unaweza hata zimia, nina rafiki yangu ukimuekea jongoo mbele yake chochote utachomuambia anakubali...sijui kwann tunaogopa kiasi hiki

naomba namba za huyo ukimwekea jongoo anakubali kila kitu

 

[Quinine Mwitu]

''Jongoo Mpenda Watu Ila Watu Hawampendi''- Remmy Ongala

 

[STUNTER]

bora nimwone nyoka sio jongoo...
jongoo ana msisimko fulani hivi mmbaya

Alishawahi kukutambalia?

 

[STUNTER]

Mie jongoo simuogopi, naogopa dudu washa tu

yale ya kwenye muembe sio?

 

[STUNTER]

Yaani umenikumbusha mbali....kuna mama mmoja anaogopa jongoo siwezi hata kuelezea........
Yeye hata ukitamka tu jongoo anapiga kelele mpaka majirani wanajaa

Hahaha, kuna binti mmoja enzi za utotoni alikuwa anamkamata jongoo kwa mikono alafu anawatishia wanawake wenzake, duh! Sijui alikuwa na ujasiri gani

 

[STUNTER]

Yaani sijui kwanini akikugusa unaweza hata zimia, nina rafiki yangu ukimuekea jongoo mbele yake chochote utachomuambia anakubali...sijui kwann tunaogopa kiasi hiki

Hahahah eti nasikia mnaogopa kwamba ataingia kwenye papuchi?

 

[STUNTER]

Simpendiiiiii..mtu akinitishia ilo dudu sisemezan nae maana huwa naweweseka had usiku. Yaan likijikunjaa mara litembee mwili wangu unasisimka woga. Naandika huku nimekunja midomo umemtajia ninnn

Leo ukienda kitandani utamkuta kwenye shuka amejikunja

 

[STUNTER]

Sijawahi kumuogopa jongoo kwakweli.
Ila kitu nyoka na ile mijusi wakati fulani unaezaikuta ndani (kwa baadhi ya nyumba zetu flan)
Doohntaenda lala kwa jirani

Mimi nyoka ndo kidogo nitamuhofia, pia akikutana namimi ajiandae kudanja

 

[Daby]

Ninja shemeji yeye anaogopa nini.

 

[STUNTER]

Tatizo la jongoo hapandi mtungi ndio maana wanamuogopa laiti angekuwa anapanda mtungi ungeona km ..,

Shunie eti kweli?

 

[STUNTER]

hana macho

Kwahiyo ndo anaweza akapenya papuchini?

 

[STUNTER]

mm jongoo sio sana

wale mende wakubwa yeuuuwii naeza nikapoteza ata fahamu

kumbe kuna mende wakubwa?? Wanakuwa kama kuku au?

 

[STUNTER]

Wengi watasema uongo

how? Kwamba hawaogopi au

 

[Majimengi]

Wenyewe wanakuja na majibu

 

[STUNTER]

Miguu mingi, hana macho, ukimgusa tu anajikunja simpendi ila simuogopi.

kama jongoo humuogopi unamuogopa nani?

 

[Slim5]

Mie jongoo simuogopi, naogopa dudu washa tu

Sio kweli.