jinsi nilivyoacha kupiga punyeto.

[Lovebird]

pilipili pia ni tiba bomba sana!!!!

Kwa hiyo kisababishi cha nyeto ni KIGANJA? ndo unapendekeza kupaka pilipili kiganjani?

 

[kabanga]

mimi sijawahi....

 

[asrams]

Kie kie kie kie

 

[asrams]

Mjomba acha uongo

 

[KakaJambazi]

Kuna ile unamtafuta nyuki, unamweka ndani ya chupa ya soda au bia, afu unaziba kwa uume. Raha utakayoipata wakati nyuki analazimisha kutoka ni balaa.

 

[mchumia tumbo]

Tutegemee mahanisi wengi siku zijazo

 

[Mr Q]

Kuna ile unamtafuta nyuki, unamweka ndani ya chupa ya soda au bia, afu unaziba kwa uume. Raha utakayoipata wakati nyuki analazimisha kutoka ni balaa.

Napendekeza atakaye jaribu hii njia aongeze na Nyigu mmoja ndani ya chupa. Hahahahaha

 

[GUTWE]

Napendekeza atakaye jaribu hii njia aongeze na Nyigu mmoja ndani ya chupa. Hahahahaha

bila kusahau nyasata

 

[hil2]

But nyeto ni cheap in terms of:

1. Time,
2. Money
3. Effort za kushawishi
4. Hakuna limit ya idadi ya wanawake unaowavutia hisia kwa bao moja

But sijawah fanikiwa pamoja na jitihada nilizofanya nikiwa teen yrs, kitu kiliishia kuvimba tu nikapotezea

Bila shaka utakua ulitumia kavu style. Ukitaka usiumie tumia ile ya kutumbukiza'kitu' yako kwenye chupa yenye siafu kazaa, ambao watakua wanang'ang'ania kupita kwenye shimo la chupa lililozibwa na kifanyio chako. Wala haitachukua dk 5 wazungu hawa hapa.

 

[jovitha mussa]

Unadhan punyeto imeanza leo? Wazee wetu walipiga sana ndo maana ina majina mpaka ya kienyeji kama MDENGE, MGALALA et. Haya mambo yapo muda tena wakat ule wanawake vigumu kuwapata ndo mbuzi wameliwa sana na vijana wa zaman. Hata kama ukioa mke hakupi kila siku. Lazma ujichue tu.

 

[fabinyo]

duh.we ni profeshno

 

[Mentor]

haha! Mentor yeye hajawahi...hongera kaka....

Asante...! It could also mean, mimi sikuwa domo zege! I always tend to think nyeto ni kwa madomo zege i don't knw why...I always associate it with such people!!!:angry:

 

[Mentor]

mimi sijawahi....

And here I was thinking I was alone..congrats broda!!!

 

[kabanga]

And here I was thinking I was alone..congrats broda!!!

poa kaka

 

[kimanu]

duh, jamaa kaspecialize!
punyetologist!

 

[ERoni]

Asante...! It could also mean, mimi sikuwa domo zege! I always tend to think nyeto ni kwa madomo zege i don't knw why...I always associate it with such people!!!:angry:

i don't think having hand-job is solely due to inability to approach women.. but anyway, it's a notion built in you.. mimi nilidhani most men at some point in their lives lazma wapige hiyo kitu, kumbe mwenzangu hujawahi..

 

[Public Enemy]

dah! Nimecheka ila imenigusa sana

 

[HIMARS]

Ngoja nikae kimya aiseee

 

[Setuba Noel]

Niseme ukweli tu punyeto ni ngono salama kuliko zote duniani.

1. Haina stress
2. Huhitaji uhusiano na mtu yeyote
3. Ni siri yako 100%
4. Readily available
5. Haina madhara ya kuhatarisha maisha
6. Hakuna pressure ya performance, hakuna mwingine anayehitaji kuridhishwa, ni wewe tu
7. Ukimaliza mapema ndio vema zaidi. Ukiwa na mwanamke ukimaliza haraka lawama. Punyeto haina lawama
8. Haileti matokeo yenye jukumu lolote kwa mtu mwingine. Kama usafi hata bila punyeto ungefanya tu.
9. Una uhuru wa kurudia mara nyingi upendavyo. Haina masimango.
10. Starehe yake ni kubwa kuliko ya kujamiiana kwa sababu unajipimia kwa kadiri ya mahitaji yako.

 

[Mentor]

i don't think having hand-job is solely due to inability to approach women.. but anyway, it's a notion built in you.. mimi nilidhani most men at some point in their lives lazma wapige hiyo kitu, kumbe mwenzangu hujawahi..

Na unajua kwanini wengi at adolescent wanafanya hiyo kitu?

- wana nguvu nyingi hawana pa kuzi channel
- hawajui mbinu za kumu approach binti
- hata akijua hana pa kumpeleka (fedha or such)
- peer pressure tu...hana nyege wala nini, just because wenzake wanafanya na kuambiana kama usipofanya wewe si mwanaume kamili.

Tell me if you didn't fall into one of those categories...